Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
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Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML
Today, I had a half-hour conversation with my parents about going to college. I don't know what's worse, that they were trying to talk me out of it or that they're convinced that I'm going to get knocked up and drop out by the end of my freshman year. FML
Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I announced my pregnancy to my parents, expecting them to be thrilled. Instead, they were furious. Apparently, being unmarried and on disability means I can't raise a baby. FML
Today, I started my senior year of high school and I just learned I'm pregnant. I'm not sure how to tell my parents, considering I had a baby freshman, sophomore, and junior year as well. FML
Today, my parents have made it very clear to me that if I fail one more assignment, they’re disowning me. I got a zero on a paper that I poured my heart and soul into, and in the notes, the teacher wrote, “I don’t even need to read this paper to know that it is bad.” FML
Today, I got fired for not being mature enough. I just found out I’m pregnant. FML
Today, my parents saw my report card. Now, they refuse to buy me my the new computer I've always wanted because my grades had 'slipped'. I made honor roll for three terms, and was kept off for the fourth for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML
Today, I told my family that I’m pregnant. My sister is upset and refuses to accept she’ll have to help with the baby. I’m a single mom going to college and living at home, and will need help. FML
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Top comments
jjenniferr05 0
Ouchh, uhh, No offence, but perhaps you should have spent less time getting sex, and more time focusing on your failing education..
cmillertime7 0
This is more "I ****** up" than "**** my life." You made bad decisions and you fully deserve the consequences.
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Comments (217)
JanisEvans 10
Exactly HOW dumb are you???
Whatevers_clever 0
Well deserved YDI. You're probably on school probation and a baby will only make school hard and I don't see you passing anything after a kid. Sucks for you. You're poor parents.... and future child. Maybe if you had closed your legs and studied more, this wouldn't have happened.
pteresadactyl 0
i think im one of the only people here who has complete sympathy for you. im against abortions so i wouldnt suggest that..thats the easy way out anyways. you can prove your parents wrong by doing better in college AND supporting your child; thats the best thing you can do right now. keep your head up and dont let these people bring you down!
MiriamSingsLoud 0
Abortion isn't the "easy way out." It may seem like it at the time, but many women regret it for the rest of their lives. There can be medical consequences as well. OP: the stakes are high, and abortion can't be undone, so don't let this be a decision made out of fear. Talk to a counselor and find out what resources are available to you; 800-395-HELP is good. I wish you the very best.
FoundManyLemons 0
1-800-230-PLAN. It's not too late. Exercise your rights, rededicate yourself to school, take the pill, and insist upon condoms too.
newguy_fml 0
Well, she didn't do too well with introductory courses without a kid. I bet advanced classes with a baby might be a bit more than she already can't handle.
neverland_fml 0
Good job, ****. Now your parents have twice the reason to think you're stupid and will never go anywhere in your life. :D
kandai 0
okay, its called comdoms hun
pteresadactyl 0
you mean *condoms? and those dont work 100% of the time.
neverland_fml 0
I doubt she was using those anyway. A stupid **** like her probably thought the pull-out method was more effective. XD
doloreshaze_fml 0
Masturbation is underrated, honey. It keeps you out of a lot of trouble.
Kristoffer 35
A pregnant boy? That's ridiculous! http://notalwaysright.com/a-word-away-from-being-manhandled/2228
Ligerie 0
lol I read that today!
ddrluna 2
To everyone saying the first year of college is hard, it's not. But some people are too stupid to balance their time. Rather than partying and fooling around, I spent my time doing actual work and averaged a 3.8. Clearly it's not that damn difficult, you just have to, I dunno, put EFFORT into shit.
summer99 0
I agree. I go to a huge party school but still managed to keep a 3.7 GPA. in fact, I'd say the first year is probably the easiest year of college, because after that you have to focus on your major and take difficult classes. in conclusion, YDI
themixedt4pe 0
Yep, I got a 3.8 GPA, and made the Dean's list both semesters. Honestly it was a piece of cake.
englishmuffin 0
Word. And even assuming you're in a tough major, straight up FAILING is still pretty hard to do.
ihatestupidppl 0
Can't say anything #60, 69, 71, and 77 haven't already said. I don't think the first year is a "piece of cake" exactly, but its certainly the easiest year of them all. And no, you don't have to be a totally reclusive bookworm either. Plenty of people party and have a great time without COMPLETELY FAILING. So yeah, OP deserved it, no doubt.
ihasanintegral 0
At my Uni, about 25% of the engineers switch out of the program in the first year due to near failing grades (below a 2.0). And many of these kids put effort into it, just not the same amount of efford required. Some programs are harder than others. The first year of the program is designed in such a way that weeds out the people who actually want to work versus those who don't. But it happens wayy to often to say someone deserved it. Perhaps her current major was just not for her.
scorpioserpent 1
Yeah, many ppl switch out of the harder majors like engineering bc they realize they cannot handle it and go to something easy like business. I'm an engineering major. I got a 3.76 my first year. But in the first place, I seriously doubt she had a hard major....so YDI. The only way you flunk is if you don't even go to class most of the time.
redblueviolet 0
Oops.
xlaurenxashleyx 0
I know the feeling. I've been there. Expect I didn't keep my daughter. I failed my 1st and 3rd semsters of college. Take the classes again see if u can get the same teachers, its always easier that way. It'll work out as for u being pregnant u really gotta think hun, and its going to be really really hard...good luck! Everything will work out! Just keep your head up
Njord09 2
at least we know what you were doing instead of studying right? lol, but yeah FYL.