Today, my own boyfriend admitted that he can't name one single thing he likes about me without naming something "physical." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me that he becomes a boring version of himself whenever we are together. FML
Today, I was talking with my friend-turned boyfriend and cutely told him that I could no longer remember all the things that he used to do that bothered me. He told me he could remember every one of mine and listed them all off for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of over a year has been cheating on me the whole time, but that "it's just physical". However, he doesn't want to do anything "physical" with me, except cuddle when we're together. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I had to admit to myself that I’m not attracted to my boyfriend on any level. I agreed to go out with him because he's a nice guy, but the reality is we have absolutely nothing in common. Not to mention, we have the sexual chemistry of a vegan and a bacon cheeseburger. FML
Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends had shared with them. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", I realized that the only compliment he's given me is that my laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
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turtlemansam 6
Why does that not suprise me
Inspired22 11
Hmm. If it bothers you that the relationship is mainly physical, then see if it can be improved upon, or end it. It sucks, but it's life. If we're lucky, one of our relationships ends up working out. So don't waste your time on the shitty ones, because life is too short! Get rid of people who make you unhappy!
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Comments (109)
Kazz7115 0
You tell him I'm a boy my ex told me of
Brydizzle 3
Well in reality that is one of the main reasons a guy likes u.... ur curves and how well u give a bj
whaddupjessy 0
hggjo
tri4realz 3
Punt
DeafWolverine 8
call me lol
LeCommentator 1
Ask him to pay you for sex.
foodlord 5
At least you HAVE a boyfriend. Mine left for Australia.
SSahara 11
I know how it feels, OP. One of my boyfriend's friends once said "you're the kind of girl who only wants to drink and ****, right?", so that really makes you wonder how your boyfriend has described you to his friends...
cinnamondemon 8
Ydi for having an ugly personality
hurley12 30
Dump him.