Today, my own boyfriend admitted that he can't name one single thing he likes about me without naming something "physical." FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me that he becomes a boring version of himself whenever we are together. FML
Today, I was talking with my friend-turned boyfriend and cutely told him that I could no longer remember all the things that he used to do that bothered me. He told me he could remember every one of mine and listed them all off for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of over a year has been cheating on me the whole time, but that "it's just physical". However, he doesn't want to do anything "physical" with me, except cuddle when we're together. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I had to admit to myself that I’m not attracted to my boyfriend on any level. I agreed to go out with him because he's a nice guy, but the reality is we have absolutely nothing in common. Not to mention, we have the sexual chemistry of a vegan and a bacon cheeseburger. FML
Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends had shared with them. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", I realized that the only compliment he's given me is that my laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
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turtlemansam 6
Why does that not suprise me
Inspired22 11
Hmm. If it bothers you that the relationship is mainly physical, then see if it can be improved upon, or end it. It sucks, but it's life. If we're lucky, one of our relationships ends up working out. So don't waste your time on the shitty ones, because life is too short! Get rid of people who make you unhappy!
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Comments (109)
pineappleluvah 0
So because he likes her for only physical reasons, she should keep her butt in that relationship, because obviously this relationship is going to go far? Uh no. You don't have to act like a chick to not just like someone for just their butt, eyes, etc.
IsRaeliPrinCess 8
hopefully he isnt an asshole -_- like some people are being he just probably didnt want to get all emotional not everyone feels comfortable expressing their emotions so if you feel comfortable you should stay with him and he might give you more reasons why he likes you
IsRaeliPrinCess 8
oh and it depends on how long u been dating if it has been under a year then dont obsess over it but if it has been over a year i would worry a bit and keep in mind your difference in emotional maturity
SexyGamerNerd110 8
so FYL because you aren't interesting as a person and your boyfriend is with you only for sex? like others have pointed out, you probably asked him, and you got an answer. so quit your bitching! if you don't like it, leave. no one is stopping you. YDI for fishing for compliments.
realityreject 0
Men...
mschrisaya 4
leave him
MissSarcastic 3
Well Girls are only good for 3 things: Cooking, cleaning, and sex :) Jk
imright24 0
YDI for putting him on the spot and digging for compliments. I'm sure he didn't say that out of the blue.
portulinus 0
and if he said you were ugly but fun to be with you would also complain. in short, "I am very self- concious. FML"
MrJentipede 2
YDI for being vapid