Today, I was watching this show about fat people. I was wondering how people could let this happen to themselves. Then I looked down and saw a giant bowl of popcorn, ice cream, potato chips, and soda. I thus figured out how people do this to themselves. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I began to daydream about going on a diet and losing some weight. As I did so, I unknowingly reached for a giant bag of chips and ate the whole thing. Now, I have stopped daydreaming and am sitting alone and depressed. And I'm all out of chips. FML
Today, I got told I was too fat and needed to stop eating, because I need to lose weight. I was then given a full plate of food and had to eat it all. FML
Today, I scolded my son at a buffet after he pointed at an obese woman in a motorized wheelchair and asked how anyone could let themselves get so unhealthy. As I lectured him on genetics and thyroid problems, she rolled past with a plate stacked with an obscene amount of fried food. FML
Today, I stopped at a mini-mart and bought a family-size bag of potato chips, a tub of dip, a box of toaster pastries, and some snack cakes. The guy at the counter said, "Wow, someone's hungry!" I told him it wasn't all for me, paid, and left in a huff. It was all for me. I ate it all by that evening. FML
Today, I learnt that eating McDonald's, Twisties, chocolate, and popcorn, then regretting it and going to the gym is a bad idea. I discovered how far vomit, on a moving treadmill, can be thrown across a room. FML
Today, I was craving some comfort food, so I grabbed a bag of nachos from the cupboard and sat down to binge-watch Netflix. As I opened the bag, the chips exploded everywhere, spilling all over the couch, and floor. I spent the next half hour picking up crumbs while my dog and cats happily ate the scraps. FML
Today, I decided I would eat healthy in order to lose weight. Feeling powerful, I threw away all of the icecream in my freezer. An hour later, I picked the icecream carton out of the garbage and ate the entire half-melted carton. FML
Today, I was online looking up ways to lose weight, get thinner and be healthier, all the while eating a slab of brownie that was half the size of my head. FML
Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with three of my friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them. Halfway through the movie, my friend asked me why I wasn't eating our popcorn. I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me. FML
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xxnike1134xx 0
haha deserved it
Averizzle 0
9 he should be handcuffed to a treadmill while a doughnut tied to a string is in front of him
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xxnike1134xx 0
haha deserved it
101393101393 0
d(-.-)b
iSitt 0
op you have achieved enlightenment
maggirl93 0
OP never said they were fat. There are plenty of people that could eat like that and not put on weight. but still, YDI. The thought of all that makes me want to vomit... :/
Averizzle 0
9 he should be handcuffed to a treadmill while a doughnut tied to a string is in front of him
Averizzle 0
*her
selenagirl_fml 0
I think the tv show is called "HUGE" I watch it.
nyrangers1022 6
some ppl got slow metabolisms...luckily i eat alot and dont gain weight, and i dont even show my abs online like im a desperate creeper trying to get 15yr olds lol
HeyThereLove 0
I agree w 11. I do that nd I'm nt fat at all. but still it's nt healthy so ydi :)
jorjaa 0
25- he got it so he can flaunt it haha it's fml, so highly likely he's 'trying to get 15yo's'.. haha please.
priscilla_28 5
Sherlock Holmes solves another mystery. Oh finally I get to sleep tonight. Were you watching the VH1 show Money Hungry? Yea, it's hard to watch.
fuzzywazzy012 0
He's angry
iseefmls 0
I like your dogs abs.
ChelseaXD 0
umm...wow. but this isn't really an fml. :/
PizzaGuy11 0
yo momma is soo fat...
skroal 7
People aren't fat, they're big boned. YDI.
selenagirl_fml 0
that she sat on a rainbow and made skittles, then she ate them...
theFMLwhore5 0
bahahahaha, this made me laugh :P
LiLSumSum 0
or may be he's watching fox news?
lol2034 2
lawl :D
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
YDI once u r like that u stay like that!!!
jplumbob 4
skroal, I want to have your babies
kev57_fml 0
#52: realy hot #38: it's an FML because the O.P. is fat
rednick95 0
fail haha
Brittney_E 0
looking at things from a new perspective, huh?
skroal 7
74 - Everyone does.
im_ossim 0
41 - bones don't jiggle
oboewhore_xD 6
I eat non-stop yet I only weigh 120. :/ My best friend is on a 1,500 calorie a dat diet and still weighs 170. I still wub her dohh. :D
wisericky 12
pass me some pop corn!!
Anthrophobia 2
You ate all of that in one sitting? How..?
MyChemical_fml 0
I don't think ice-cream + popcorn would taste too good :/
travisrocker 0
11 says the girl with an ipad t shirt
beastmode21 0
damn #52 is fine
beastmode21 0
and #46
blankaex 0
A bowl of soda?
THExistentialist 13
ohh, but says the guy in the black wife beater and biceps with the face.
lizzilla8297 2
ydi
doink 0
Haha that's what I thought when I first read it. It sounds nothing short of disgusting.
TheOptimist 0
I agree with #2. YDI for eating ice cream at the same time as popcorn and chips.
purplemnm 9
don't knock it til you've tried it.
perdix 31
Purp, I'll take your word for it. I tried Blue Waffle and wish I hadn't, so when I was offered Special Fried Rice, I have passed and remained glad I did so.
purplemnm 9
lol, I just tried the OP's opposite salad, I think you have to puck certain flavors coz it was disgusting...*randomcrazyshizz* but what's special fried rice?
doink 0
How can you eat all of that? One fudgesicle fills me up.
ALindsey 0
God... YDI
troop41 0
damn you eat a lot!
kathira120 3
oh my gosh haha that's so gross! you can't possibly eat all that food! go donate some to a shelter or something...you'll both benefit...
meshell10 0
not good OP when the commercial for Jenny Craig comes on be sure to call ;)
selenagirl_fml 0
op never said she was fat, she just said that she was judging people for stuff that she did herself.
illmatic2 16
She isn't fat YET! Wait till she gets older and her metabolism drops.
illmatic2 16
She isn't fat YET! Wait till she gets older and her metabolism drops.
selenagirl_fml 0
double post...
illmatic2 16
Uhg I hate that... oh well you get my point.
selenagirl_fml 0
yeah, I do.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Exactly, ill. Bad habits will getcha in the end.
waveman56 3
just because she isn't fat, it doesn't mean she isn't ridiculously unhealthy. someones weight is not the only way to determine how healthy they are
cleio81 5
I would actually recommend weight watchers over Jenny Craig. I actually GAINED weight on Jenny and was spending over $300 a week on the special food.
unmadebed 0
Why not try a bowl of oatmeal or fruit.Come on, all of those foods are so gross.
ndizzle 0
Spare me.
MiNdYRaWrZ 0
lol XD was the show the biggest loser???
RockstarChickxD 1
Do something about it! Go run it off. It will feel good(: and throw shitty food like that away
The_Fonz_fml 0
not everyone eats diets shakes and fat free foods when watching tv or a movie. that's why it's comfort food not health food
ilmanator 7
I eat fattening foods but in moderation combined with fruit and exercise so I stay nice and light you don't need to completely cut chips and stuff out of your diet
SamAttacks 0
how is this a fml?