Today, my own boyfriend admitted that he can't name one single thing he likes about me without naming something "physical." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend told me that he becomes a boring version of himself whenever we are together. FML
Today, I was talking with my friend-turned boyfriend and cutely told him that I could no longer remember all the things that he used to do that bothered me. He told me he could remember every one of mine and listed them all off for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of over a year has been cheating on me the whole time, but that "it's just physical". However, he doesn't want to do anything "physical" with me, except cuddle when we're together. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I had to admit to myself that I’m not attracted to my boyfriend on any level. I agreed to go out with him because he's a nice guy, but the reality is we have absolutely nothing in common. Not to mention, we have the sexual chemistry of a vegan and a bacon cheeseburger. FML
Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends had shared with them. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", I realized that the only compliment he's given me is that my laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
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turtlemansam 6
Why does that not suprise me
Inspired22 11
Hmm. If it bothers you that the relationship is mainly physical, then see if it can be improved upon, or end it. It sucks, but it's life. If we're lucky, one of our relationships ends up working out. So don't waste your time on the shitty ones, because life is too short! Get rid of people who make you unhappy!
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Comments (109)
mfelax9556 8
holy shit u must be hot can i get ur number??? hahaha jk that sucks. just keep looking there r still guys out there that r nice and dont care only about looks
lolbrick 0
seems like your own fault for not developing an interesting personality, or possibly ANY personality.
Jaimegirl 7
Wow... FYL :P good luck to you
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Oh FFS, these comments are pissing me off. "At least he thinks you're pretty"? Really?! How shallow and insecure can you get? To every female who's made such a comment: I hereby revoke your right to bitch about how "all the good guys are gay or taken" ever again. Grow the hell up. To the OP: YDI. You picked him. How could you not have noticed this earlier? If he's still your boyfriend, he's probably got a point. Either he's a total dick, or you need to work on developing some redeeming qualities.
redbluegreen 41
I agree wholeheartedly. I hate when girls complain about what their boyfriends say or do and they act like they have no choice in the matter of who the date. Hello, YOU picked him. YOU said yes. He's what YOU wanted. If he isn't, stop dating him. Being single won't kill you. If a guy can't respect you, guess what? He's not your boyfriend! Don't want to take his shit? Don't date him.
XbambiX 3
he doesn't like u for who u r just for what u have. Fyl break up with the jerk
ajandha 0
heyyyy ur cute ;)
EvilDave 13
OP, just think about what that says about your personality and your ability to choose a boyfriend.
pineappleluvah 0
If it were me, I would say, "Oh but I can. The fact that I'm newly single."
mauradib 0
He is a guy, what do you expect? Too many of you females want us to act like chicks. Well guess what, we aren't. So get over it and realize that he likes you.
JokeMeister 0
that I'd what u call an" asshole reply". Work on it.