Today, my own boyfriend admitted that he can't name one single thing he likes about me without naming something "physical." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend told me that he becomes a boring version of himself whenever we are together. FML
Today, I was talking with my friend-turned boyfriend and cutely told him that I could no longer remember all the things that he used to do that bothered me. He told me he could remember every one of mine and listed them all off for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of over a year has been cheating on me the whole time, but that "it's just physical". However, he doesn't want to do anything "physical" with me, except cuddle when we're together. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I had to admit to myself that I’m not attracted to my boyfriend on any level. I agreed to go out with him because he's a nice guy, but the reality is we have absolutely nothing in common. Not to mention, we have the sexual chemistry of a vegan and a bacon cheeseburger. FML
Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends had shared with them. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", I realized that the only compliment he's given me is that my laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
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turtlemansam 6
Why does that not suprise me
Inspired22 11
Hmm. If it bothers you that the relationship is mainly physical, then see if it can be improved upon, or end it. It sucks, but it's life. If we're lucky, one of our relationships ends up working out. So don't waste your time on the shitty ones, because life is too short! Get rid of people who make you unhappy!
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nerdface89 2
YDI for being a 'hot' girl with no brains or personality. You guys take all the men when they're young and out to get some and the others win out when the men grow up and want something real. Look at all the 'hot' single 40 year old female celebrities out there. Or is it the category that ***** themselves out in movies and mvs thus discrediting our entire gender.
imortal20 0
what a jerk... FYL.. I'm ashamed to be of the male gender sometimes because they always pull crap like this. I would never date a girl for just physical stuff. dump him and move on he's not worth it
ImaginaryFoe 1
It doesn't say she is pretty or that he even thinks she's pretty. "Physical" might mean he only likes having sex with her or some other sexual act. She could be both ugly and have a terrible personality but be willing to do anything in bed. Just sayin
LMeltdown 4
Count yourself a little bit lucky - plenty of ladies post how their boyfriends can't name one physical attribute about them that they find appealing. But I'm with you - it's better to have both beauty AND brains. Remember, there's a few more things that separate us from them besides the Y Chromosome!
elmorous 0
yup, ass and *******
nerdface89 2
Males don't have asses?
ItsCommonSense 0
at least he's honest
generalfubar 0
There are just some people that were meant to be seen and used not heard. you act like this is something new, you mean to tell me that muscle milk liked you for your brains, go have another blonde moment lol
stevenmx86 8
There's not many options guys notice... I would lump it all together to be "I likeyour personality." But that sounds dumb so I'd probably say smile or something which is physical...
stevenmx86 8
I mean what did you want him to say, "i liked how you helped that old women cross the street...you're such a caring kindred spirit.."
Chaodin 0
Well then grow a personality. There's probably not much to you beyond the physical. As a bonus, you then might deserve a better boyfriend.
Gazarok 0
well... if you ASKED him what he likes about you, then YDI for putting pressure on him to come up with something honest and nice on the spot. if you didnt ask him, at least he has the curosey to tell you what he thinks. if you're not OK with this, its time to get out before things get worse. I'm not giving you the benefit of the doubt; however, and am going to assume you asked him, thus voting YDI.