Miscellaneous: Today, my neighbour was practicing his opera singing, drunk.... - FML

By Thesuz - 06/09/2013 03:27 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my neighbour was practicing his opera singing, drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 17:54 - Canada - Tatamagouche

Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML

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By MALICEG - 26/05/2012 07:00 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML

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By noname - 29/12/2008 06:09 - France

Today, my flatmate was listening to opera on full volume all afternoon and now he's playing James Bond on the trumpet. FML

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By the_music_major - 19/10/2010 01:09 - United States

Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML

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By JustShutUp - 27/07/2016 18:40

Today, my neighbour was singing in the shower so loud that I could understand every word. He was singing "Purple Rain", which wouldn't have been so bad if he only knew a bit more of the lyrics. He has been singing those same two words for half an hour now. FML

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No more yodelling

By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 00:00

Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML

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Pavarotti next door

By Anonymous - 18/02/2021 18:30 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I had to hear my neighbor whine again through the walls because he can't talk in a quiet voice. You can hear him from across the street, and that's before he gets drunk. FML

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Nice try

By Anonymous - 23/01/2022 21:00 - Philippines

Today, I got drunk until morning at a college friend's apartment with bunch of strangers. Some officials came in due to the noise and I tried to scare them away by pretending to sing a latin song of worship I made up, thinking they'd respect the gathering if it was a religious one. FML

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Make it stop

By ThatLove - 01/08/2023 18:00

Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML

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By WhitneyHouston - 06/07/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML

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flashback.miss 28

Friday 6 September 2013 9:29

Should've recorded him

simplysarcastics 26

Friday 6 September 2013 9:33

I imagine his voice was very high pitched, scratchy, and off key. Your poor ears!

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bbedlock_fml 7

Friday 6 September 2013 15:33

I imagine he would've sounded a lot like Florence Foster Jenkins! (look it up!)

worldclassrager 39

Friday 6 September 2013 16:10

Well was it good? Some people do better drunk oddly...

LegolasPrincess 10

Friday 6 September 2013 17:38

When high notes he probably sounded like he was having an ******. XD

JesseAttack 21

Friday 6 September 2013 17:42

First few moments must've been great, not so sure of the rest...

ThatOneDrummer 8

Friday 6 September 2013 19:24

Practice calling it in drunk! ^.^

cuterussian1 9

Friday 6 September 2013 21:29

How does someone deserve that. anyone who put you deserved it is a true idiot or as they say in japan 君は実に馬鹿だな or kimi wa jitsu ni baka dana.

cuterussian1 9

Friday 6 September 2013 21:32

君は実に馬鹿だな or kimi wa jitsu ni baka dana.

knotcool 15

Friday 6 September 2013 22:02

Well be thankful you don't live in a college town OP, every weekend, semester break, holiday, or random day they feel like partying is fair game for a party, which usually involves yelling, bottles breaking, and karaoke...on a mic and amp. Trust me, it could always get worse .

buckdharma 36

Saturday 7 September 2013 0:19

Die Meistersinger by Jagermeister!

dilillo1148 4

Saturday 7 September 2013 9:49

That's actually kinda funny, but yeah, FYL.

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