Animals: Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

By negin - 22/03/2011 07:23

Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2019 16:15

Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML

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By welcome to the neighborhood - 28/04/2016 23:35 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML

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Meat is murder

By lanbon182 - 10/04/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

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By the_music_major - 19/10/2010 01:09 - United States

Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML

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By Rizmo - 25/09/2016 07:11 - United States - Cedar City

Today, I found out that the loud noise outside my bedroom a few weeks ago was neighborhood kids throwing eggs at my window, landing on the AC. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2011 15:08 - United States

Today, I thought I might need some anger-management classes, after I punched a hole in a kitchen cabinet when my dog wouldn't stop yapping every time the rooster my neighbors just got made a noise. FML

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By MyEarsHurt - 16/09/2012 23:01 - United States - Stockton

Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML

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By anon - 20/07/2011 07:55 - Canada

Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML

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Isn't that illegal?

By Ryan Engle - 29/07/2021 02:01

Today, my neighbor, who has 4 video cameras pointed at the front of my house, got a drone that’s now hovering over my backyard. FML

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By Locked Out - 14/05/2013 19:11 - United States

Today, after coming home from school, I found that two birds have made a nest above the porch light. This wouldn't be a problem if they stopped attacking me every time I get within 5 feet of them. FML

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mendozaale 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 11:43

well when life gives u rooster u make fried chicken

FMLephant 2

Tuesday 22 March 2011 11:48

Leave your neighbor's **** alone!

Comments

alexFYL 11

Thursday 24 March 2011 20:25

My neighbors have roosters, and dogs. I actually don't mind, I like the sound of the roosters and birds in general, dogs barking are annoying but you get used to it. The one sound I still hate and always will hate, is the lawnmower or weed whacker. I wish my neighbors would all do their lawn work on the same day so I don't have to hear that racket all week long.

jumpshot23 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 22:19

neighbor's response FML: yesterday my neighbor bought a gun.

fanaticdragon 10

Friday 25 March 2011 0:14

this reminds me of Chandler, Joey,Rachel and Monica.. when the 'chick' 'becomes' a rooster, I LOVED that episode! Rachel says something like "if that rooster doesn't go, I'm going to get a coyote or something!"

habeybaby25 11

Friday 25 March 2011 6:41

Myy neighborr hass aa roosterr alsoo!! Itt crossesss thee roadd aa lott

dansco 24

Friday 25 March 2011 7:25

And you should get a gun! Hate the bloody things as my Mum's neighbour had one and the damn thing kept waking me up! :( A fox got in and killed it, I love foxes ;)