Animals: Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

By negin - 22/03/2011 07:23

Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2019 16:15

Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML

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By welcome to the neighborhood - 28/04/2016 23:35 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML

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Meat is murder

By lanbon182 - 10/04/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

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By the_music_major - 19/10/2010 01:09 - United States

Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML

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By Rizmo - 25/09/2016 07:11 - United States - Cedar City

Today, I found out that the loud noise outside my bedroom a few weeks ago was neighborhood kids throwing eggs at my window, landing on the AC. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2011 15:08 - United States

Today, I thought I might need some anger-management classes, after I punched a hole in a kitchen cabinet when my dog wouldn't stop yapping every time the rooster my neighbors just got made a noise. FML

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By MyEarsHurt - 16/09/2012 23:01 - United States - Stockton

Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML

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By anon - 20/07/2011 07:55 - Canada

Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML

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Isn't that illegal?

By Ryan Engle - 29/07/2021 02:01

Today, my neighbor, who has 4 video cameras pointed at the front of my house, got a drone that’s now hovering over my backyard. FML

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By Locked Out - 14/05/2013 19:11 - United States

Today, after coming home from school, I found that two birds have made a nest above the porch light. This wouldn't be a problem if they stopped attacking me every time I get within 5 feet of them. FML

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mendozaale 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 11:43

well when life gives u rooster u make fried chicken

FMLephant 2

Tuesday 22 March 2011 11:48

Leave your neighbor's **** alone!

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nerdface89 2

Wednesday 23 March 2011 8:33

hearing the word 'rooster' this many times is making me hungry

ceepevoy 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 9:00

where the **** do u live?!!

Mach10 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 14:15

I can sympathize. I am constantly being woken up by my neighbor's giant black ****.

omgwtf99 13

Wednesday 23 March 2011 18:40

ha that made me laugh so much :L poor u

Kenzy_BeachLuvr 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 19:02

run I've it with A car

Kenzy_BeachLuvr 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 19:03

run over it with a car

caleismyth 5

Wednesday 23 March 2011 21:55

DINNER!!!!!! steal it in the middle Ottis night and make some dinner srsly

JenL_fml 7

Thursday 24 March 2011 1:06

yep

JenL_fml 7

Thursday 24 March 2011 1:20

same with color, humor, favorite...

JenL_fml 7

Thursday 24 March 2011 1:23

@102 -.-

Trist108 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 2:46

Kill it!!

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Today, I started a sport journalism degree. I was the only woman out of 60 students. The lecturer started talking about how we should all aspire to become sports editors of national newspapers. Later, he said women have no chance of ever becoming sports editors. FML

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Today, I was squeezed through an overly-crowded hallway down to my psychologist's. There, I sat in an overly-crowded waiting room to see him, next to an obese woman and an insane man. I finally entered the smaller-than-a-closet room. My reason for seeing a psychologist? Claustrophobia. FML

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Same thing different taste

SHUT UP

Meat is murder

Isn't that illegal?

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