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By negin - 22/03/2011 07:23

Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2019 16:15

Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML

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By welcome to the neighborhood - 28/04/2016 23:35 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML

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By lanbon182 - 10/04/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

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By the_music_major - 19/10/2010 01:09 - United States

Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML

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By Rizmo - 25/09/2016 07:11 - United States - Cedar City

Today, I found out that the loud noise outside my bedroom a few weeks ago was neighborhood kids throwing eggs at my window, landing on the AC. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2011 15:08 - United States

Today, I thought I might need some anger-management classes, after I punched a hole in a kitchen cabinet when my dog wouldn't stop yapping every time the rooster my neighbors just got made a noise. FML

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By MyEarsHurt - 16/09/2012 23:01 - United States - Stockton

Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML

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By anon - 20/07/2011 07:55 - Canada

Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML

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By Ryan Engle - 29/07/2021 02:01

Today, my neighbor, who has 4 video cameras pointed at the front of my house, got a drone that’s now hovering over my backyard. FML

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By Locked Out - 14/05/2013 19:11 - United States

Today, after coming home from school, I found that two birds have made a nest above the porch light. This wouldn't be a problem if they stopped attacking me every time I get within 5 feet of them. FML

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mendozaale 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 11:43

well when life gives u rooster u make fried chicken

FMLephant 2

Tuesday 22 March 2011 11:48

Leave your neighbor's **** alone!

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mborsella 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 4:21

my husband would be that neighbor! ha!

andrestico23 2

Thursday 24 March 2011 6:04

I actually don't mind roosters. brings back memories. since I'm from costa rica

HadlyMorgan 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 6:07

hawks ftw

Doodle992 3

Thursday 24 March 2011 6:55

so every morning your awaken by your neighbors ****?? lol just come out of the closet already XD

saranwrap69 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 7:02

quit bitchn.

itstephanieduhh 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 10:09

not all rosters crow alot. and they crow more around noon than at dawn. so it forreal won't bother you. you shouldn't hear it in your house unless your windows are open... I have a rooster. so hopefully your neighbors is like mine.

lesdodis 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 12:26

eat dat ******

lulzcow 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 12:46

tomorrow...get a gun.

Calmlikeabomb136 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 16:56

No matrix my neighbors had 2 they made all sorts of annoying loud noises at all times of the night and day until I went and let them go

paytons_mom19 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 19:31

there not hard to ignore. my neighbors have a couple and a shit load of huntin dogs.

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