Today, my neighbor threatened to call the cops if I didn't turn the volume down on my porno. I was only watching women's tennis. FML
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Today, I finally had some alone time to relax and watch a movie. As soon as I pressed play, my neighbor started blasting their music so loud I could feel the bass in my chest. I tried calling the landlord, but they didn't answer. I ended up watching the movie with subtitles while listening to my neighbor's music. FML
Today, my neighbor got a ridiculous surround sound system that sounds like Jurassic fucking Park come to life. My walls are literally shaking. I tried asking nicely for them to turn it down. They told me to fuck off, and that if I call the cops with a noise complaint, well… they know where I live. FML
Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML
Today, I called the cops on my elderly neighbor for blaring loud war music yet again. They chatted and laughed with him on his lawn for a good half hour. As they left, he slapped the female officer's ass, only for her to just giggle about it. After they drove off, he fired up his music again. FML
Today, my wife is a tennis fan and is watching Wimbledon. I hate tennis, but she gets in a mood if I suggest we watch anything else. FML
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML
Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML
Today, my neighbor yelled “Fuck you!” at me through his window. My crime? Closing my front door “too loud.” This man lets his children beat on the walls and slam doors but apparently I’m the problem. FML
Today, I heard screaming coming from my neighbor's house. Since her husband has a history of abusing her, I called the cops. After they left with him in custody, she called to yell at me because they were "working things out" after "having a few drinks". FML
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Redoxx_fml 22
Was that the plot of the porno?
jojimugo 20
With how much they scream and grunt ..it's the same shit
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Comments (74)
ELoni_fml 25
Same thing
abcdog123 16
" let me show you how to handle that ball and racquet. I'll hit it so hard you can't help but double fault" ... I see where your neighbors confusion comes from ;p tennis can be a but suggestive sometimes LOl nah just kidding, your neighbor needs to start watching better quality ****
worldclassrager 39
Well i bet it may have sounded like a playboy wild tennis...
Drake_The_Dragon 23
Well that's what you say.... :)
dangermouse2990 19
Haha have you heard Maria Sharapova?? Definitely an fml
frenchiegirl1 6
Liked watching the girls play with balls huh?
EmpireCityRay 13
Nothing yells porno like coverage of the women's bracket of the French Open lol
sexable 1
why would you be blasting tennis to begin with
garebear61 14
You know, when I close my eyes the tennis match sounds almost the same as a porno so I can understand.
brandoneyez1 25
Does sound like **** with all the grunting ...