Maybe there are things she doesn't want you to see..... Things that might fyl even harder....

Just think of how embarrassing it would be for her if she did accept it. "OMG, do you /know/ that loser?" "Pfft, barely! She spent, like, nine months in my uterus or something. Whatever!"

Why would you want your parents on your friend list is beyond me. If my mom saw the shit I did, she would have a heart attack. lol

I have my mother on Facebook. Then again, I'm an adult and she knows how I am and doesn't really care.

Again? Quit stalking her, creeper!

Your mom doesn't want to see meals she's prepared for you on your wall - and couldn't care less about your duck face selfies.
She does, however, want to spy on your friend's meals to see what Margie puts in her spaghetti!

Maybe you are just a shitty person, as evidenced by your high school friends siding with your mom and vice versa.

If she's only friends with your male classmates.. maybe there's things on there you don't want to see.

细思极恐??

Sounds like you aren't missing out on much.

Oh hun... she did you a favour. Mother is a name earned... and she clearly hasn't.