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Today, I was serving a rude and obnoxious couple at a restaurant. They made outrageous demands, then they got up and snuck out while I wasn’t looking. They were kind enough to leave a “tip” on the receipt they hadn’t paid for, saying, “Maybe if you lost weight you’d be fast enough to catch us!” FML
In retrospect, if you did heed that tip, wouldn't it be more valuable than any monetary one you've received?
How can you possibly know you are overweight? It takes some brave soul to make you aware of this.
Refuse them service from now on. Sorry you had to deal with those jerks, OP.
Yikes. I bet this isn't the first time they did a dine-and-dash.