FML : Today, my boss hired a feng shui consultant for our small office space. I am the only full-time employee besides the owners, and I work as an unpaid intern....

Today, my boss hired a feng shui consultant for our small office space. I am the only full-time employee besides the owners, and I work as an unpaid intern. My company would rather pay someone to rearrange my desk than pay me to work at it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Goldo - / Monday 22 June 2009 20:06 / United States

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By WTFKuro | 0

#331588 - Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:56

You gotta worry about feng shui.

It's all this negative chi.

It's everywhere.

By coldplaylive2003 | 0

#331652 - Tuesday 23 June 2009 1:07

Get a real job

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By anonymous_guy | 0

#331585 - Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:56

FIRST!

Jiplo | 18

#4185196 - Monday 19 March 2012 5:50

Ya I know! That really sucks... I wonder if that'll ever happen to me! But that was really funny! i literally lol'd!

By anonymous_guy | 0

#331587 - Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:56

FIRST!

By WTFKuro | 0

#331588 - Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:56

You gotta worry about feng shui.

It's all this negative chi.

It's everywhere.

By anonymous_guy | 0

#331589 - Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:56

FIRST!

By NGM_47 | 0

#331594 - Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:57

Well they want to you to be a happy, happy worker! :D

By token_blackguy | 18

#331599 - Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:58

if youre not getting paid why waste your time there or report them to the state for not paying you.

nazooer | 10

#331825 - Tuesday 23 June 2009 1:59

But she signed up to be an intern.. she agreed to not be paid

By meriadoc2 | 0

#331602 - Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:58

Have fun with the new desk

By ergo_fml | 13

#331609 - Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:59

Laaame.

Kyothine | 0

#331879 - Tuesday 23 June 2009 2:18

I agree. who cares?

By burnquist764 | 0

#331613 - Tuesday 23 June 2009 1:00

Similar decisions will be made at other companies that you'll work for that will make you scratch your head. Welcome to the real world.

By RandomFool | 5

#331619 - Tuesday 23 June 2009 1:01

Time to go hunting for a new job?

belisama_fml | 0

#332552 - Tuesday 23 June 2009 7:11

lol not just a new job but a real job if the OP is complaining about not getting paid

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