Miscellaneous: Today, my mother sold my extensive Star Wars collection, and... - FML

By Oja1 - 16/12/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, my mother sold my extensive Star Wars collection, and I cried when I found out. I'm 46. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2018 12:00

Today, I came home to find my entire action figure collection was gone. My parents told me I am too old for toys, so they opened all of the packages and donated them to Goodwill. I had an original Boba Fett, and my entire collection was worth more than twenty thousand dollars. FML

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By Ilostsomuch - 04/01/2012 18:30 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my mother had sold all my valuable collector coins for cheap at a local shady pawn shop to buy herself a TV. The coins in question were worth enough to start a business. FML

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By Tibblesthepengwin - 14/02/2010 17:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the store to buy a new lego set, only to find there weren't any left in stock. I started crying before I could make it out of the store. Oh, and I'm eighteen. FML

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By NeverEscaping - 03/02/2013 00:52 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I decided at age 18 that it's time to put into storage the picture books that have been collecting dust in my room for nearly a decade. My mother took this as a sign that I'm planning to move out and abandon her forever, and has been crying for the last four hours. FML

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By whywouldudothat - 19/04/2020 02:00

Today, my mom sold my watch collection on Vinted. I've spent over 15 years on the collection and I don't even live with my mom. I'm still wondering how she got in. FML

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By gonebabygone - 27/08/2009 06:58 - United States

Today, I discovered that my parents rooted through our house looking for junk to sell at a garage sale. They sold all of my books from my bookshelf. When I freaked, out my mom said 'well you never read them'. There was about $300 hidden between the pages of those books. They made $60. FML

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By padmelover - 27/08/2022 22:00

Today, my dad said I need to stop playing with toys and threw my lightsaber out of the window. It was a replica of the Lightsaber used by Mark Hamill, made from the same type handle from a 1970s camera, just like the film prop. It was over 40 years-old and worth thousands. Not anymore, as it's now scratched and in two pieces. FML

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By Cougar - 24/07/2009 19:05 - United States

Today, I was at work when my mother called. She gave me great news that she had finally cleaned out my room and all those "old and useless" books that I had in there. Those "useless" books that she had just trashed were all antiques and worth about $500 each. There were 27 books in there. FML

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By Randy - 13/09/2011 02:15 - United States

Today, I got home from work to find my wife asleep in her easy chair with my two year old son asleep in a pile of torn-up paper. I soon found out it was my 1960s collection of a Superman comic book series that I inherited from my dad. It was worth well over $2,000. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML

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ddinspire6 10

Friday 16 December 2011 8:27

Now how will you save the galaxy?

banman12321 6

Friday 16 December 2011 8:27

May the force be with you

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killakellll 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 0:20

Youre probably Eric Forman.

anus6969 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 0:56

get a life.

metaloner19 6

Sunday 18 December 2011 1:58

Forever alone?

P0n3 1

Sunday 18 December 2011 2:54

It makes me mad to see all the negative comments and "your life sucks" comments. Replace "Star Wars" with "Patriots" or "Steelers," and I guarantee it wouldn't have been the case.

JayBee14 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 4:13

What??? No no no, you don't just SELL that stuff!!!

satanrox 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 6:44

well ud just be unhuman if u didn't.

nvo 6

Sunday 18 December 2011 7:57

You still living with your mom??? FYL and FHL.

mel_500 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 11:33

That Stinks!! :(

kristena103 14

Sunday 18 December 2011 14:42

They...don't grow up so fast :P

Mcdeath945 1

Sunday 18 December 2011 17:41

Get a life

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