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unlolable4321 - 28/04/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, my mother sent a letter to my best friend trying to comfort her over the death of her mother. She signed the letter "LOL, Jen" thinking LOL stood for "lots of love." FML

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burn in hell - 25/09/2012 21:28 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, my estranged mother texted me saying, "Gran died, LOL." My grandmother and I were fairly close, so I was shocked and disgusted. I gave her the benefit of the doubt and asked if she knew what "LOL" meant. She did. FML

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Everyone's a critic

Anonymous - 11/03/2023 20:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML

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Anonymous - 20/06/2023 00:02

Today, my mom wished her best friend a Happy Birthday on Facebook. Her best friend died this year. Oh, did I mention that it’s also my birthday? FML

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iPhonekid - 27/05/2012 07:19 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back, saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML

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Bl6122 - 03/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my mom received a condolence card from my high school's alumni association for my recent passing. I'm still alive! FML

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Motherly love

Anonymous - 13/11/2024 09:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, my mom texted me, “I just want you to know I love you very much.” Touched, I replied, “I love you too, Mom!” Her next message said, “Oops, wrong person.” FML

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sadlife - 09/07/2009 18:50 - Canada

Today, I opened my lunch in front of my friends at university. I had a note in my lunch from my mother that said "Have a good day sweetie! - Love mom". I wrote that note, and put it in my lunch to impress my friends. FML

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Anonymous - 12/03/2015 22:26 - United States - Irving

Today, my mother in law accidentally cc'd me on an email she was sending to my husband, telling him that his youth is fleeting and that he should leave me while he still has time. FML

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elizabethyeo - 20/02/2012 10:01 - Australia

Today, I was speaking to an old friend and I asked her how her mother was. She replied, "She passed away, you came to her funeral last month." FML

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KaLa - 08/02/2009 16:30 - Canada

Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML

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Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:16

lol thats pretty funny, but at least your mom had good intentions

Shroomsteroo 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:16

lol...

cantth1nk0fnam3 3

Wednesday 29 April 2009 4:13

your mother's a dumbass

dearladydisdain 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 4:19

awww my mom used to think that too :P

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Wednesday 29 April 2009 4:20

wow fml...

Person_Man 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 4:26

all i have to say, is: LOL

malchazowski 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 4:37

thank you matt kirshin

Lifesucksdodrugs 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 4:38

Before the internet LOL did actually mean lots of love... for your info

Paulak1219 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 4:39

Holyshit! my mom thought LOL ment lots of love too!! it must be some old people thing going around.

shoegal808 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 4:43

that's so cute!!

Madalena_fml 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 5:04

Oh , that's cute .(: Poor Jen though . LOL, Madalena (;

ghettob 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 4:46

another stolen bash quote. stupid.

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Today, my wife and I are too much alike. We're both too stubborn to accept any olive branch from each other, even though all we want is to make up, so we just live in this mutual self-inflicted hell. FML

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