By cookieman - 06/01/2017 11:52

Today, in a coffee shop, I purchased two doughnuts and cup of coffee, a regular order which I've bought many times before. Today the cost was $1 less and when I inquired why, I was told, "I gave you the senior's discount." Their policy is a senior discount for anyone over 55. I turned 50 last week. FML
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sasquatchius 3
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<p>FML because someone gave you a discount? What next? FML a stranger smiled at me.&nbsp;</p>

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chirstinap325 21
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What a pleasant happy birthday to you! Just take the discount as a late bday present :)

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Ranzboy 7

Possibly they knew you were a regular customer and gave you the hookup?

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chirstinap325 21
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What a pleasant happy birthday to you! Just take the discount as a late bday present :)

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sasquatchius 3
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<p>FML because someone gave you a discount? What next? FML a stranger smiled at me.&nbsp;</p>

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Goblin182 26

<p>FML becasue someone thought OP was 5 years older than they are. That bothers some people.</p>

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MEMENTO. 1
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<p>Lol when I used to McDonalds I'd give the coffee discount to anybody who looked that they /could/ be over 55, even if I didn't know for sure. Why? It saved me the trouble of asking, and nooo manager was paying attention if I gave it to somebody under the age. And tbh there was many, many seniors who were so picky about getting their discount, it just became a habit. I don't think it's fair to say why the discount was issued, and for OP to assume they suddenly looked much older or something. I

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revolvearoundme 15
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<p>In his defence he only scowls at kids who run on his lawn. He doesn't shout at them yet.</p>

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greeneyebeauty9 28
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Well maybe they're going to make the senior discount an every time thing for you since you're a regular customer? $1 off an order that you get all the time adds up ?

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lusanna 19
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And you wonder why there's a stigma about asking a female their age. I wish I can roll my eyes harder.

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Goblin182 26

<p>Just take the win.</p>

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DyingHawk 10

This would be fyl if you where 30-40, they only slightly misgauged your age and you got a discount, what's so bad about that?

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grtfuldeadlovr 27
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This seems like a win to mez

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sororitytaylor 24
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<p>Reminds me of that Scrubs quote:</p> <p>Carla: Wow. Well you better get cracking (on having kids), what are you, like forty-five?Janitor: (Hurt look) Forty-three. I know I look a little older but that&rsquo;s just because I drink and smoke heavily and work with chemicals and sleep on my face.</p> <p>And he was pissed because she was two years off and he swore revenge. &nbsp;Seriously, I wouldn't worry about it if you're five years off. &nbsp;Twenty years, sure. &nbsp;Although, when wo

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sororitytaylor 24
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<p>Reminds me of that Scrubs quote:</p> <p>Carla: Wow. Well you better get cracking (on having kids), what are you, like forty-five?Janitor: (Hurt look) Forty-three. I know I look a little older but that&rsquo;s just because I drink and smoke heavily and work with chemicals and sleep on my face.</p> <p>And he was pissed because she was two years off and he swore revenge. &nbsp;Seriously, I wouldn't worry about it if you're five years off. &nbsp;Twenty years, sure. &nbsp;Although, when wo

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