Today, my mother refused to buy a cat because my sister is allergic to them. She bought a rabbit instead. I'm allergic to rabbits. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I visited my doctor upon coming home from University. I found out that I'm severely allergic to our pet bunny, which has resulted in a rash taking over my body. She suggested that we get rid of the bunny. I told my mom. She told me to come home less often. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
Today, my mom got a cat. I'm allergic to cats, so I politely asked my mom why she got it. Her response: "I want you to finally want to move out." I turned eighteen two weeks ago. FML
Today, my mother-in-law told my husband that I cannot stay in her house unless I can bring proof from a doctor that my allergy to cats is not contagious. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, I learned that I'm the only person in my family that our new cat likes. She sleeps on my bed and always sits in my lap and despises everyone else. I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, I bought my sister a bunny and all it does is try to bang my cat, and shit and piss in my room to mark its territory. FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, after 3 years of studying to be a veterinarian, I found out I may not be able to continue. It's not because I'm failing my classes, but because my body has developed an allergy to cats. FML
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Flowtastic 16
Guess it shows who's her favorite.
lchollett 22
Honestly, this is an FML just for being allergic to rabbits. I can't imagine being unable to experience the cuteness and cuddliness of a bunny.
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Comments (68)
sjewel 9
get a bag of cat hair and hide chunks of it where ur sister will get a lot of it on her or close that way ur mom will think she is allergic too andbye bye bunny
Krycek_fml 19
Brilliant. Are you an evil mastermind in training?
GhostFox 34
Does anyone else feel like this verges on child neglect or child endangerment, seeing as repeated exposure to an allergen can increase the severity of the reaction? I don't know if it would be worse if the mother doesn't know and thus won't believe OP when their reaction becomes more severe or OP's mother knowing that can happen and not caring that they could be risking OP having an anaphylactic reaction. Especially since allergens to animals are usually centered around the airways... I'd get your mom to take you to the doctor and list your symptoms that occur as a result of the rabbit's presence and have the doctor tell her that the rabbit's presence is endangering your health. If she refuses to get rid of the rabbit or move them to an outdoor cage, the doctor can at least give you antihistamines or an epipen. I'm not sure if the doctor could report her for it though... Logically it seems like they would be able to, but laws aren't always logical.
AScooterman 12
Dang you better check the will, as you might have aligned it says all debts are paid by
bleepbloop452 5
if youre allergic to rabbits, you're allergic to cats.. theyre distant ish relatives.
WorldClassFvckUp 13
This is why I hate family.
tiredofwaiting 25
Why not get a puppy?
Krycek_fml 19
At least you can turn a rabbit into stew.
thevoidwalkers 11
Throw a bitch fit or get yourself your own cat
ItsThisGirl 17
Just get a cat anyways.