Today, I was expecting an important delivery for a party I'm...

By sleekRelease - 11/06/2019 04:00

Today, I was expecting an important delivery for a party I'm having tonight. I was in the shower when the doorbell rang. In my haste, I slipped and ended up with a bunch of little cuts and bruises. Turns out, it was someone trying to leave a note saying it would be delivered tomorrow. FML

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By Lilly_28 - 11/08/2009 14:01 - United States

Today, I was home alone. I didn't expect anyone to be anywhere near home, so when I got out of the shower, I walked to the living room, naked, to get the tv remote for my room. Only to find the UPS guy standing at our glass front door. I screamed... so did he. FML

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By ScaredDude - 19/05/2019 04:07

Today, I was home alone in the dark and I heard the doorbell ring. I didn't know who it was so I didn't answer. They kept ringing, so I got a bit scared and called the police. When the police showed up, they told me it was a Chinese delivery guy with the wrong address. FML

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Not my day, is it?

By ouch. - 10/12/2018 09:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML

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By Kyokushin - 03/06/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I came home from work when I heard people in my apartment. My apartment was supposed to be empty, so I entered ready to fight some thieves. I rushed in and hit the closest person to me before the lights switched on. It was a surprise party. I broke my girlfriend's cheek-bone. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I was heading back to my apartment and I heard noises behind the front door. Assuming it was the surprise party I'd hinted at, I flicked on the lights… as two heavy guys pushed past me. I was robbed. FML

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By rholt - 14/01/2014 06:48 - United States - Baldwin City

Today, as I was taking out the trash, I spotted my cute neighbor doing the same. In a rush to get out before he went back inside, I slipped on my iced-over porch. I passed out and woke up with a note on my chest saying, "I unlocked your door but you were too heavy to drag inside". FML

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By ivegotapackage - 05/01/2015 23:47 - United States - Greensboro

Today, I got a notice on my apartment door that I'd received a package when no one was home, and it was left at the backdoor. I don't have a backdoor. FML

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Hurry up

By lauren_rox - 08/11/2009 17:50 - Canada

Today, I was waiting at home for a phone call. While I was in the bathroom, the phone rang. I quickly stopped my business and ran out of the bathroom with my pants round my ankles. I leaped over the couch, tripping and then stubbing my toe while hopping to the phone. It was a telemarketer. FML

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By Isoneedtomove - 09/11/2018 16:00 - United States

Today, I received an email from a shipping company telling me they had dropped off a package of expensive electronics at the front door. Too bad someone stole it before I made it to the door. FML

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By acrobat - 24/08/2023 20:00

Today, I thought it would be fun to make a grand entrance at a party by doing a backflip through the door. I misjudged the height of the door frame, crashed my shins into it, and landed on my face right on a pile of shoes by the door. The host asked if I needed an ambulance. FML

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Sinshine 28

Tuesday 11 June 2019 6:32

Don't they do delivery tracking where you live? Why is someone physically going to your house to tell you your delivery was delayed?

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 11 June 2019 4:54

Was it one of those BDSM fetish parties where the party favors are Neosporin and ice packs? I have an irony fetish!😂😂😂

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 11 June 2019 4:54

Was it one of those BDSM fetish parties where the party favors are Neosporin and ice packs? I have an irony fetish!😂😂😂

Sinshine 28

Tuesday 11 June 2019 6:32

Don't they do delivery tracking where you live? Why is someone physically going to your house to tell you your delivery was delayed?

Memnoc 26

Tuesday 11 June 2019 9:03

They probably came to deliver it, but left a note because nobody answered the door.

donb23 23

Tuesday 11 June 2019 19:34

Almost same thing happened to my granddaughter, she slipped on the stairs and twisted her ankle.

Laurea Lindroos 8

Wednesday 12 June 2019 15:14

Sounds strange that they would ring the door bell for just saying the package would be delivered the next day 🤔

millsjoshua949 12

Wednesday 9 September 2020 23:28

Wait. You're saying that the delivery people came to your house to leave a note that they weren't going to deliver??? I can't say what I want because we're not allowed.