And bang louder and longer. She'll stop.

should make a cool rythm of it

She might call the cops and cause OP a huge problem. It sound slide they live in apartments to she could report it to the apartment manager and if that doesn't work record it and call the cops to have it documented then complain again to management. First rule of any adult conflict is document everything.

I'm assuming OP would much rather just resolve this issue than have to move and alter their lives due to a silly problem.

Well if op has the problem with one person, it'll be the same with any new neighbors

#60 most people understand that others must cook and clean, and don't make a fuss about it. So, I disagree.

Why did this get so much dislikes? sure it's a little extreme but it was a idea or a suggestion

Yeah I agree. OP should just stop being a brat and learn photosynthesis. It's not that difficult.

Osmosis: also very quiet.

You can just filter feed! *starts taking deep breaths*

Next thing you know, the neighbor will be banging for "breathing too loud"

That's better than mine, telling her to go around, and that there's no door on this side. or shout in response "Come in!"

That sounds like something I'd do lol

Bang on the door like Sheldon cooper, and if no one answers just keep doing it. Hahahaha

I don't know how you bake, but chainsaws are kind of needed.

I've used an electric saw and drill before while baking--and it wasn't to build a cake stand.

I see what you did there...

I hope this Kitchen Nightmare ends soon for OP

#36 says the person who failed to recognize sarcasm