Today, my mother is so overdramatic that her response to finding out I lost a friend's book was that I should fake my own death rather than fess up. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I told my mother I was doing fine with my classes when I actually wasn't because her mother is dying, and I didn't want her to have more things to stress about. She found out and she's very hurt. I feel awful about it and I know lying wasn't the right thing to do, but in the moment I didn't want to cause her any more pain. FML
Today, my mom told me that if I wanted to commit suicide, I should make it seem like a car accident, and not do it in the house, because she would be too embarrassed if people thought she was a bad parent. FML
Today, things got so bad with my mother-in-law that I seriously considered faking my entire family's deaths to escape it all. FML
Today, I spent two hours researching ways to fake my death, just so I can escape my crazy, overbearing stalker of a mum. FML
Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML
Today, my mother is upset that I won’t share things with her anymore. This is the woman who spent my entire childhood gossiping about every teeny tiny detail of my life, and used my suicide attempt as a way to garner pity for herself. Yeah, no thanks. FML
Today, my 55 year-old mother faked a pregnancy because she was jealous of all the attention I've been getting since I had my twin boys. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML
Today, I actually thought of faking my own death to get away from my girlfriend and her insane, overbearing family. FML
Today, my mom confessed that she has to make up compliments to give to prove me wrong when I said she can never say positive things about me. FML
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Top comments
DestinyNiya 33
Aww, just buy your friend a new book.
xlord 27
Don't ever tell her if you lose your car/house keys!!
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Comments (53)
Machinist 6
You're life I'd fk'd because your mother made a sarcastic joke? Now that's over-dramatic!
Nyx7 24
Unless she's joking,I think your mom needs to seriously consider therapy
DragonDude 24
May I recommend the classic of pushing a car over a cliff?
loserman67 36
Don't ever get pregnant out of wedlock - she'll recommend nuclear destruction
rkdstp1995 25
i might just be throwing wild assumptions around... but i think it was VERY CLEAR THAT WAS A JOKE
Nyx7 24
Na some people really are that crazy
Averylonelycube 11
Seems reasonable.
Vegetarian27 24
If you lost my book you'd wish for death.
shinikageWolf 15
Yes because paying for a new book much more expensive than finding a cadaver that looks a lot like you, mutilating the body in a horrific accident, moving far away with a new identity while your parents and friends mourn your "death".
NotARealThing 4
I have a feeling this was sarcastic and humorous and you just did not get it...? I hope. lol
girlintheuk 9
Haha made my day