Crushing, to say the least.

*if

well i heard she had a crush on her fingers, or were they crushed fingers...

Lmfao, say it was all an accident, but if you think about it, it kind of sounds like karma to me, she cracked a joke about you and you crushed her fingers. Maybe I would of done the same.

Winning? Twinning? No! #crushing

I no haz girlfwiend

All this talking about Crushing and Crushes makes me want to go get a Krusha!

*insert witty, impressive joke about your crush on your crush getting crushed*

How did she break her fingers???

I crush you crushing a Danimal's Crush Cup.

How did she break her fingers?

It's alright I'm sure your just the friendly neighborhood physco

at least your hands are tied behind your back...

Hey... if they can't take a joke, fuck 'em.

hala Madrid!

'Puppy for dog' she cracked a joke, the other cracked a finger(s)

But slamming them in the car door by accident.... It's all there

Maybe the OP needs to get a new school, considering their reputation as a psychopath...

#73 The magical unicorn crushed them.

Probably not, but it doesn't make you any less stupid.

Oh well that's nice, it was just a question

The FML is self-explanatory. Confessing to not understanding it is on par with confessing to fucking sheep. You're just going to get ridiculed for it.

Well someone's grumpy today

Uhh yeah I got that, I was wondering of they were going on a group picnic or what.

that is definitely the wrong way to bring in another fml.

Just don't break into your crushes toilet screaming abiout gerbils and you should be fine

...And that,^^ is how you do it.

Lmfao this made me laugh xD

3, that's a thumbs up right? Because I've always thought it was a vagina.

Lol yes

what could you be confused about?

When someone asks a question is everyone's first instinct to mock them?!?! There are probably tons of people confused and when people explain it can actually help people. Thanks for being so understanding.

Woah, CTFD

Aww crap. It wasn't suppsosed to be meant like that... I guess what I was trying to say is that she(the girlfriend) needs to watch what she says of karma(slamming the door) is gonna bite her in the ass(broken fingers)

I agree completely with the previous comment.

no i completely agree. she deserved broken fingers:P

@10 Maybe the reason she was cracking jokes was because there's this girl who can't seem understand that this guy she hanging around with? He has a girlfriend and needs to back off. I love how all you people are saying the girl deserved the broken fingers? How did you know that OP wasn't being a bitch and trying to flirt with another girl's boyfriend? And no, even if she wasn't, why are you all celebrating over someone's broken fingers? So it's an accident. Why the hell are you guys enjoying the thought of a girl breaking her fingers? You don't know her. You don't know the circumstances. The only bitchiness I see is all of you, ENJOYING the fact someone got hurt. That sad thing is that this girl hasn't done anything to any of you. Unfucking believable. Thumb me down if you want, but damn it. This is just cruel, laughing over something like this. Have you ever thought that maybe the girl might get a permanent injury? That she might not hold a pencil ever again without hurting? But I suppose none of you really care. In your minds, she is already an enemy to be humiliated.

Why? This girl is crushing on someone else's boyfriend. That girl probably cracked a joke because OP was being a bitch and flirting with her boyfriend....

OP should be proud. That'll teach the bitch to make jokes.

haha i totally agree! u sure it was a accident?

Are you confusing psychopath with sociopath?

I think they are confusing their keyboard with a drum set

Haha 38, best put down I've seen yet to dodgy spelling!

well not to be a dick but you spelled (spelled) wrong

It sounds like that? Fuh-SO-see-o-path? Interesting...

Why is there a 6 year old on FML anyway?

Wow your a jerk and illiterate

You're*. I see you're quite literate yourself.

Hahaha!