Today, my mother accused me of stealing pills; she looked all over my room and couldn't find them. When she went back to the pantry, she saw them on the shelf below where they were supposed to be. She then accused me of putting them there while she was searching my room. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my mum accused me of doing heroin because some teaspoons had gone missing. FML
Today, my mother accused me of "cooking cocaine", after she found a slightly discoloured spoon in my room. FML
Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML
Today, my parents were out and about, leaving me alone in the house. They said they would leave some lunch for me. I couldn't find it. After telling them when they got home, my mom got huffy and showed me that it was in a place I would have never thought to look. She then got even more mad when I was annoyed by this. FML
Today, my mom and step-dad tore my room apart looking for the stash of drugs they thought I had. I've never touched drugs in my life, and I guess they believe me now. Didn't stop them from making me clean up the mess they made, though. FML
Today, my daughter falsely accused me of stealing and snooping through her diary. She later found out that I didn't, but is still angry and not speaking to me because I "made her think that I did." FML
Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Today, my mom came into my room, yelling at me about a pregnancy test that she found in my bathroom. My mom wouldn't believe me when I said it wasn't mine. Turns out my sister bought the test, threw it under my bathroom cabinet, and now she won't admit to the prank. She thinks this is hilarious. FML
Today, my grandma calls me, accusing me of theft. I was home all day and watching Orange Is The New Black. When I asked what I stole, she said her car keys. I don’t even have my license. I told her to look in her purse. She found them. FML
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Top comments
sikunt89_fml 16
Definitely possible, FYL for the lack of trust she has for you.
HayleyFaith15 14
She doesn't seem to accept being wrong very easily.. Or she just really doesn't trust you.
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Comments (38)
3rdbass 9
Sounds like an Eminem song.
lambda_fml 40
OP was just cleaning out his closet. ;-)
astralvagan 20
While it is entirely possible, I wonder what happened in the past to make your mom not trust you like that. I say fyl because it sucks having a mom that doesn't trust you!
gimmicksz 9
Well, stop stealing her pills lol fyl
3rdbass 9
Genius loves company.
thatsdndn1 19
Well she is right , did u?
heathz 9
i dont think so....?
heathz 9
your mom's insane
laserbeak 12
She should be the one taking pills.
MuseFan1991 14
i think she was more afraid of looking stupid and being in the wrong, so was trying to find something else you did so she could tell you off. my mum does this all the time -.-
simsgirlgem 25
my mom this way only with food
mellingeramber 13
That sucks OP. My mom used to accuse my sister and I of the same thing when she was just forgetful.
Giluh 19
Admitting defeat is often hard! haha