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By pissedoff - 28/06/2016 11:53 - United States - Benton

Today, my morning started off by stepping in my dog's piss by the door. Then, stepping in my husband's piss by the toilet. FML

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By StinkFoot - 28/10/2018 13:30

Today, I was pet sitting for a friend. As soon as I walked in the door, I stepped in dog poop. I took off my shoes to clean them, then stepped in cat pee in my socks. FML

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By Andrea Trevor - 30/04/2018 01:30

Today, I woke up at 5am to my dog jumping off of my bed. No big deal. I rolled over to the other side of the bed to fall back asleep and my face landed right in a puddle of his pee. I tasted it. FML

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By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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By RustyBulletHole - 04/02/2009 07:53 - United States

Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML

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By unknown - 04/02/2011 08:11

Today, I woke up and stepped out of bed right into a pile of dog crap. Acting quickly, I jumped on to my other foot, which would have been a great idea, except for this morning there were two piles. FML

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By dirtyfoot - 18/01/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2011 17:07 - Ireland

Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML

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By meeeeeee - 26/11/2011 15:38 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML

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By gp28 - 18/02/2010 20:08 - United States

Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML

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By life_suxxx - 17/12/2009 06:09 - United States

Today, I come home to find that my dog has taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He also took a dump in my house shoe. FML

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aGMAELSTR0M 10

Tuesday 28 June 2016 17:26

They're competing for alpha position. Your only solution is to pee on all the walls now

naviajack626 16

Tuesday 28 June 2016 17:30

That's disgusting. Make him clean the entire bathroom now.

Comments

Elban 20

Tuesday 28 June 2016 18:06

Both can be trained to do better. Start with positive reinforcement and maybe a clicker. All else fails there's the shock collar.

Geckosrock99 33

Tuesday 28 June 2016 20:25

All for the husband, right? Since an adult should be able to make it to the bathroom and clean up any mess he/she makes.

Elban 20

Tuesday 28 June 2016 23:55

Yup

BlackHawkSavior 28

Tuesday 28 June 2016 18:41

It would've been worse if it was the other way around

analhehskb 5

Tuesday 28 June 2016 18:41

I would be totally pissed off

TeraBaap 21

Tuesday 28 June 2016 19:50

Must be marking territories

aruden 25

Tuesday 28 June 2016 19:56

well that could have been a shitty situation

tiger820 20

Tuesday 28 June 2016 20:37

love the handle for the story!

DanielleinDC 33

Tuesday 28 June 2016 21:27

Your dog--well, that sort of thing happens (hopefully not too often). Your husband is an adult and needs to 1) aim better and 2) clean up his mess if he misses. I hope you woke him up screaming when you stepped in his pee.

kangx1 28

Tuesday 28 June 2016 21:31

Sometimes it happens that you can miss the toilet. If a guy says they have never missed the toilet in their life they are lying. Your stream can be weaker or stronger than you expect and you can sometimes make a mess but why the **** would he not clean up after himself?