Today, my mom was in the kitchen when her shirt caught on fire. Acting quickly, I poured my glass of water on her. Instead of thanking me, she yelled at me for making a mess. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was pouring boiling water into a cup, and I accidentally spilled it all over my hand. My mother responded by slapping me for getting water everywhere. My hand is scorched red, but thanks, I love you too, mother. FML
Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML
Today, my mom said my name and startled me so badly, I jumped and dropped the glass I was holding. She still isn’t speaking to me for breaking her favorite glass. FML
Today, I don't know which is worse: my brother cramming all his sauce bottles into a fridge door shelf that exploded onto the floor when I opened the fridge, or my mother being mad at me because I was upset about slicing open my finger while cleaning up the broken glass and my hand now burns. FML
Today, I washed the dishes for my mom while she was out, as they seemed to be piling up. I accidentally sliced my hand with a knife in the process. After a trip to the hospital, it was revealed she'd been leaving those dishes there "to teach dad a lesson." FML
Today, I remembered my mom got her carpet cleaned and to be careful while she was at work. To be nice, I vacuumed the whole house. Feeling proud of myself, I got a drink and went upstairs. I tripped and spilled red Kool-Aid all over the floor. FML
Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML
Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML
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Top comments
chris36taylor 2
Ungrateful bitch, she should be happy you saved her from severe injury.
DaKillaMafia 2
Should have just let her burn.
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Comments (170)
Vegnas 13
You don't need no water, let the mother burn.
babiiiibuddy 0
How dare you make a mess......jk
almosttragic 6
when your mom yells at you for saving her life its her way of saying "thank you" c:
heyyhowsitgoing 9
you'd hope
felixshen 18
It's a psychology thing, people who have just experienced a near death or scary experience will also be very irritable and bitchy shortly afterwards.
archenemybtch 0
Should have told her, "If you can't stand the heat (without catching on fire), get the hell out of the kitchen!!!" ;)
silencebabyy 23
Mom: *sings* shouldve stood there and watched me burn cause now youve made a mess
kims0706 10
Next time pretend not to notice and drink the water in front of her
djwilson50 3
Then light her back on fire and let her solve the problem herself.
burro_fml 6
Stop. Drop. Cover your face, and roll.
MaoKittyMaoMao 6
I guess she prefers to burn in Hell's Kitchen? -shrugs-