By Anonymous - 23/02/2012 20:25 - United States

Spicy
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 839
You deserved it 37 564

Same thing different taste

Top comments

lilyisme1324 0

Why would u try n mount ur boyfriend in front of ur mom

Comments

Tell her you're a psychic and you were just putting the knowledge she's about to give you to use.

llaman1gguhl4ugh 5
iBiteRoses 22

For some reason I read this as "mourning" not mounting.

Wow ! I would of hated to be in ur position

LPfan4L 1

Awesome! Haha you'll probably never live that down..

RedPillSucks 31

It's what hunters do to the trophy animals they kill. They stuff the heads and mount them on the wall. OP and her mother are both serial killers. When OP killed her boyfriend and tried to mount him, her mother got turned on and felt she needed to have the sex talk with OP.