Today, my mom told my abusive ex-boyfriend, whom I broke up with 5 days ago, that he is always welcome at my house. She "misses him". FML
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Today, after I had changed my number to get away from my abusive ex, my mom decided to give him my new one. She insists that I need to give him another chance. FML
Today, I finally got a restraining order against my violent ex. My mom now keeps finding ways to tell me how shitty I am for breaking the "poor boy's" heart and how I didn't deserve him anyway. FML
Today, my abusive mom just moved into my house, within two weeks of me losing my job. FML
Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML
Today, my mom announced that she's getting back together with my stepdad, who just got out of prison. He was in prison because he beat her, choked her, and caused her to have a miscarriage. FML
Today, my mom came to me, hysterically crying that her boyfriend had hit and choked her. I’d feel bad for her except he’s my ex who also beat me, yet when I turned to my mother for help she decided to take him in instead and get pregnant with his kid. What goes around comes around bitch! FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
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Top comments
YacL 15
Does she even know he abuses you? If she does then yeah, FYL big time, if not, then you should probably tell her.
HSOMGF 5
Sounds like you need to break up with your mom, too.
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Comments (188)
LadsRmyWorld 0
lol fyl ur mum is nuts sry love
JenL_fml 7
She misses him? Maybe she should date him, then...
hydra1000345 0
he was cheating on you with your mom, dumbass!!!!!!!!
jenaandtyler4eva 0
call the cops and get a restraining order if you can prove he abused you
theset3 0
spachman?
theset3 0
honney. i wasnt abusive. anybody would agree. if the girl doesnt make the sanfwhich beat her till her hands twitch
theset3 0
*sandwhich
erikas_1691 0
That's awful!
SchiTzenGiglez 0
I c wut u dun thar
PhillJFry 0
get a restraining order against him. not even your mom can break the law.
WitchyArmyWife00 0
not an FML just greet him while your sitting down and just happen to be sharpening a butcher knife and smile at him as you sharpen intensely.
Calyx_fml 22
Threesome!