Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
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boydeee01 7
Take her meth, then lecture her back.
davexs 10
First try getting her help and if she doesnt want or doesnt help if you are 18 or above move but you cant let her take you down with her.
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Comments (157)
LaBooskie 1
Wow.
angel_of_death55 7
Take the meth from her and run before she sells you for meth
simsgirlgem 25
Call the cops and turn her in
Lunasis 14
my suggestion first try to get her help if that doesn't go over then I would suggest moving and/or getting the police involved, she has a serious problem whether wants to admit she needs help
vencaliber 10
I would take her bed and then lecture her on how she should be ok with it. If she flips then sell it
jflyer76 17
I'm curious to how she even tried to convince you