Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my mom borrowed my computer without my permission and downloaded a virus. I came home to a blue screen of death. She refuses to admit fault and pay for a new computer. FML
Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML
What have you done now?
Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML
Today, my nitwit son infected our family computer with some sort of mad bastard virus after getting fooled by the promise of some non-existent Hannah Montana nudes. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML
Today, my step-mom restarted the computer because she thought she'd downloaded a virus that stopped her from being able to click on anything, erasing my 7-page paper in the process. It turns out it was just the batteries dying in our wireless mouse. FML
Today, I got a blue screen of death on my brand new computer. Why? My parents installed an "anti-virus" before I got home. FML
DELETE! DELETE!
Today, I sent my mom a link to a news article via Facebook. Immediately after sending, however, I noticed I had forgotten to copy the news article's link, and what I had sent instead was the last thing I had copied and pasted: a porn link. FML
Privacy violation
Today, I asked my mom to help my daughter with Zoom school while I handled an emergency. When I got back, I found out my mom went through my laptop containing all my documents, my emails and even the journal my therapist suggested I keep. She says she was looking for a Zoom link. Yeah right. FML
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callargh 0
This is why you delete your history.
theoffkid 0
That is also why you lock your computer.
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ineedashutup 0
would you think to delete your history? but eh shit happens delete it again.
AshleyRose784 0
Two words: clear history
Kyothine 0
Yeah, no. Macs are terrible.
Phallus_fml 0
Get a Mac, you dumbass.
smartornot 0
At least she didn't discover your **** stash, right? @#24: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv0PlL-jvuM&feature=PlayList&p=595172962F1F88B7&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=16 Go there.
Pixon 0
That sucks, but you can delete it again.
dinich 0
You must have been using IE with very relaxed security settings. Why didn't you make them more secure after it automatically installed a virus? I'm assuming you didn't go to a page, download an executable, and run it, and click "yes I understand this file could be dangerous" ...right?
Tubasaurus 0
Step 1: install mozilla firefox Step 2: install the add-on no script problem solved
Rota 0
YDI for getting a virus, dumbass.
AmyBeth 0
Get a Mac. :D
ArtandLove 0
At least she didn't find your ****...