Today, my mom started dipping into my college savings, just so she can continue throwing money away on visiting a medium who claims she can channel the spirit of our recently-deceased family dog. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my mom has literally spent all her savings sending money to some bullshit-peddling megachurch televangelist, who apparently told her that giving them money would ensure her future fortune. Tithings, my ass. FML
Today, my mom started fundraising and selling things on eBay. At first I was happy because I thought she was finally going to help me pay my college tuition. Turns out she's planning on raising money to get our dog a new friend because she's "lonely." FML
Today, I called my mother to check up on her. Lately, she's been having some financial problems, so last week I sent her my last $100 to help her out until her next paycheck. She used the money to euthanize the family dog. FML
Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML
Today, my mother took 350 dollars from savings to go to a psychic. But it's okay though, because now I know I'm an "ancient soul from another dimension". An "ancient soul" who now has no money. FML
Today, after being accepted into the college of my dreams, I found out that my mom has spent all my college savings on alcohol over the years, and she says that it's my fault for not "helping her get help." FML
Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
Today, I found out my mom has been stealing from me to pay for Scientology courses. FML
Today, my mom told me she spent $760 on "quantum pendants" that "produce scalar energy that helps to enhance the body’s biofield." When I told her she got scammed, she denied it and yelled at me. Best part? She frequently lectures me about how I waste my money and spend irresponsibly. FML
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kharyll_1 0
Well, you mom could be in pain, or just crazy.
DocBastard 40
If your mother's seance leader was very short and disappeared without a trace, there would be a small medium at large.
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Comments (131)
NaN101 27
Can't believe how ignorant and gullible people can be. Feel bad for you, OP!
red61977 9
Did you withdraw the money and put it in a new account that she cannot touch?
chadminer337 9
Student loans?
dvbradley1990 6
My ******* sister did the same thing after my neighbors put their dog down. She took them to the psychic because they seemed depressed.
MasterAssassin 11
Is it money your parents saved if is stop acting so entitled they don't owe you a thing get a job and earn it yourself , if you did why would you let your parents have access to your money
clairecurses 19
I think it's ridiculous that American culture is that the kids are just 'entitled' to college funds from their parents. it's their money right? Just because they've decided to put it aside with the intention of helping you pay for college, it's still theirs & they have every right to spend what they want. IMO