Today, my mom started dipping into my college savings, just so she can continue throwing money away on visiting a medium who claims she can channel the spirit of our recently-deceased family dog. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out my mom has literally spent all her savings sending money to some bullshit-peddling megachurch televangelist, who apparently told her that giving them money would ensure her future fortune. Tithings, my ass. FML
Today, my mom started fundraising and selling things on eBay. At first I was happy because I thought she was finally going to help me pay my college tuition. Turns out she's planning on raising money to get our dog a new friend because she's "lonely." FML
Today, I called my mother to check up on her. Lately, she's been having some financial problems, so last week I sent her my last $100 to help her out until her next paycheck. She used the money to euthanize the family dog. FML
Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML
Today, my mother took 350 dollars from savings to go to a psychic. But it's okay though, because now I know I'm an "ancient soul from another dimension". An "ancient soul" who now has no money. FML
Today, after being accepted into the college of my dreams, I found out that my mom has spent all my college savings on alcohol over the years, and she says that it's my fault for not "helping her get help." FML
Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
Today, I found out my mom has been stealing from me to pay for Scientology courses. FML
Today, my mom told me she spent $760 on "quantum pendants" that "produce scalar energy that helps to enhance the body’s biofield." When I told her she got scammed, she denied it and yelled at me. Best part? She frequently lectures me about how I waste my money and spend irresponsibly. FML
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kharyll_1 0
Well, you mom could be in pain, or just crazy.
DocBastard 40
If your mother's seance leader was very short and disappeared without a trace, there would be a small medium at large.
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Comments (131)
PANDALEGIT 8
Crazy hoe
Emerald_86 0
Calmly sit your mother down and proceed to smack some sense into her ...please.
ddddddddg 9
Nice username I personally dont believe in that disco ball stuff
818de60 2
ur mom seems like a dumbass
Cablo_Gubla 2
Your mother is not only a horrible person and parent, but also gullible as hell. Though it could be worse, my ex-step mother's mother stole her identity and maxed out her credit cards. Huh, maybe that's one of the reasons why my step mother was such a serious bitch.
savernu 1
It seems that OP's mum needs serious help!
Arlisshsr 9
Somethings are just more important than ur kids future...
metal8lover 11
yeah it is a waste you don't need a pet medium because they are all innocent and go to heaven when they die
Joui_fml 11
It's wrong or her to use your college savings like that, and it's also wrong for her to do something so dangerous as contact the dead.
sulitak 27
my only question: Is it YOUR money or HER money? if its yours : that's theft if its hers : get over it, its her money