icyrebel25
Mckinney, United States
Today, my mom showed my girlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Alisha
Fredericksburg, United States
Today, I visited my mother's new apartment, and found a picture of yours truly hanging above her toilet, and I asked why it was there. She shrugged and said, "Because the thought of you makes me want to take a shit?" FML
lizbeth
Anaconda
Today, I took a massive shit and flushed the toilet, but it apparently didn’t flush properly. My mom then entered the bathroom, took a picture of my shit, and showed it to everyone she knows. She doesn’t understand why I’m embarrassed, and thinks that I should instead "take pride" in my giant poop. FML
f u stomach flu
Poway, United States
Touch me I'm sick
Today, my girlfriend felt me jump out of bed, heard me run to the bathroom and throw up, then looked up five seconds later to see me take a massive dump on her bath mat. FML
John Doe
Still the same
Today, my mom showed to my girlfriend my naked baby photos. My girlfriend said, "Nothing’s changed." FML
Countdown has begun
Today, my girlfriend took a crap in my swimming pool. Her excuse? She had to go. FML
mikesok988
United States
Cringe
Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML
levi Glasscock
United States
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
qwerty
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
me
Carthage, United States
Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
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revan546 24
Hopefully you were 3 years old and not 18 lol
JasonUMN 15
Everyone has embarrassing photos from their childhood. Just be happy that someone was able to find enjoyment in the pictures.
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Comments (75)
Soundslikeothers 15
What the OP failed to mention is the photo was taken last week
amphetamin3 17
Embarrassing baby photos are cute. I'm sure your girlfriend laughed and thought it was adorable. That is, assuming it actually was a baby photo. If not, fyl, that's horrible.
EmmaMK 35
Find an embarrassing photo of your mum just incase it should happen again.
Cupcake_kid 5
No.
nyellow 6
This is true!
bhai33 9
You're a pssy, toughen up and be proud of what you were
Tobamf 18
I love how moms somehow think every photo of their child is endearing.
ashleyylove3 22
I'm hoping the photo isn't recent
JMichael 26
Have a laugh OP. It's not that horrible. My mom showed my baby pictures off every time I had a girlfriend over.
uzee 29
Please just before ".FML" add the words: "two days ago"
Thunderlaxus 10
Moms. Big deal, she probably thinks it's cute. Her mom has similar pictures of her, i'm sure. not like she is going to dump you for ******** in the bathtub when you were a toddler.