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By icyrebel25 - 12/11/2013 23:57 - United States - Mckinney

Today, my mom showed my girlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML

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By Alisha - 07/08/2012 18:04 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I visited my mother's new apartment, and found a picture of yours truly hanging above her toilet, and I asked why it was there. She shrugged and said, "Because the thought of you makes me want to take a shit?" FML

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By lizbeth - 23/05/2021 04:01

Today, I took a massive shit and flushed the toilet, but it apparently didn’t flush properly. My mom then entered the bathroom, took a picture of my shit, and showed it to everyone she knows. She doesn’t understand why I’m embarrassed, and thinks that I should instead "take pride" in my giant poop. FML

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Still the same

By John Doe - 10/01/2020 05:00

Today, my mom showed to my girlfriend my naked baby photos. My girlfriend said, "Nothing’s changed." FML

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You deserved it 365

By Countdown has begun - 16/05/2019 12:58

Today, my girlfriend took a crap in my swimming pool. Her excuse? She had to go. FML

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By mikesok988 - 07/05/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML

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You deserved it 4 808

By levi Glasscock - 15/04/2011 13:52 - United States

Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML

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You deserved it 2 981

By qwerty - 27/11/2018 22:08

Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML

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You deserved it 26

By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

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You deserved it 4 393

By me - 08/06/2012 14:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML

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You deserved it 2 709

By LoveYouTooMa - 20/06/2010 04:11 - United States

Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML

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revan546 24

Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:07

Hopefully you were 3 years old and not 18 lol

JasonUMN 15

Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:08

Everyone has embarrassing photos from their childhood. Just be happy that someone was able to find enjoyment in the pictures.

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gAt_d 26

Thursday 14 November 2013 0:37

I hope it was a baby picture...

Ambrily 27

Thursday 14 November 2013 1:27

Wow... Your mom's pure evil, OP!

StellaNox 16

Thursday 14 November 2013 2:13

Could be worse - It could have been a videotape! But yeh, FYL

Jennaflamingo 14

Thursday 14 November 2013 3:56

Ah... You gotta love mom

jessyZ123 0

Thursday 14 November 2013 6:10

So embarrassing

krazymeatball77 7

Thursday 14 November 2013 6:53

Parents do that a lot

SMcGwier 4

Thursday 14 November 2013 8:25

Were you 16 when you pooped in the bathtub? If not, then it's perfectly normal as a tiny tot to poop in the tub.

icyrebel25 4

Saturday 16 November 2013 16:52

Yes, this photo was taken long ago. It was in the photo album. My mom likes showing embarrassing pictures of me, even at the worst times.

MrBoredomioo 18

Wednesday 20 November 2013 6:50

That's a shitty situation.

krmc82 13

Wednesday 20 November 2013 20:33

Gotta love our moms xD

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