Today, my mom showed my girlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I visited my mother's new apartment, and found a picture of yours truly hanging above her toilet, and I asked why it was there. She shrugged and said, "Because the thought of you makes me want to take a shit?" FML
Anaconda
Today, I took a massive shit and flushed the toilet, but it apparently didn’t flush properly. My mom then entered the bathroom, took a picture of my shit, and showed it to everyone she knows. She doesn’t understand why I’m embarrassed, and thinks that I should instead "take pride" in my giant poop. FML
Touch me I'm sick
Today, my girlfriend felt me jump out of bed, heard me run to the bathroom and throw up, then looked up five seconds later to see me take a massive dump on her bath mat. FML
Still the same
Today, my mom showed to my girlfriend my naked baby photos. My girlfriend said, "Nothing’s changed." FML
Today, my girlfriend took a crap in my swimming pool. Her excuse? She had to go. FML
Cringe
Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
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revan546 24
Hopefully you were 3 years old and not 18 lol
JasonUMN 15
Everyone has embarrassing photos from their childhood. Just be happy that someone was able to find enjoyment in the pictures.
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Comments (75)
dukie420 4
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XxxT3rr4xxX 25
That's true love right there
doogy15 11
What makes it awkward is when it's a picture from a year ago ._.
cactusdesu 15
Who cares? That was a long time ago! I hope...
worldclassrager 41
Are mothers supposed to embarrass us in front of our boyfriends/girlfriends? It sure looks like it...
raeepressley 12
I'm the middle child of seven, so there aren't many photos of my childhood. Be thankful that your mum kept them for you! It means she cares about you. Even the embarrassing ones haha
n00b4liciou5 10
That sucks!! Surely she would stop dating you because of something you did as an infant!!
edanielleh 21
okay, if you were a little kid then it is funny :) roll with the punches here! If you were older... I have a lot of questions, starting with why was your mom in the bathroom?
ItalianChaos 14
Shitty situation, OP. FYL.
psycheiris13 20
That's not the worst thing she could show you a picture of..