Today, my mom scooped the litter box right before I went to work. I brown bagged my lunch this morning. She brown bagged the poop from the litter box. Both were on the counter. Guess which one I brought to work? FML
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Today, I went to the bathroom. On my way back, I found a small piece of trash in the hallway so I picked it up. It was cat poop. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML
Today, I thought my mother was coming into my room to give me lunch. She gave me cleaning supplies instead. FML
Today, I went to drop the garbage in the compactor as I left to do some shopping. I quickly put my handbag down on the side, threw the 'garbage' in the machine, watched it do its thing, and then turned round to find... the bag of garbage on the side. FML
Today, my mom told me to take out the trash. I thought it would be a good idea to Hulk-smash it into the can. I missed. The bag ripped and garbage flew everywhere. FML
Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, when I got home from work exhausted and literally ready to fall over, my mom had me carry several heavy bags of dog food for her. Yesterday, it was coals; before that it was horse feed and gas bottles. Before that, I'd just asked her to keep the hard, physical work to the weekends. FML
Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML
Today, I woke up, got up, and felt something crunchy under my feet. My son thought it would be funny if he spread cat litter all around the house. Used cat litter. FML
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Jordan10la 0
Put it in the fridge at your work. I hear people steal lunches all the time at some places.
madame_fml 0
Ewww O_o you didn't realize the smell at all?
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Comments (128)
miguelzxz 1
In all honesty, I can understand that you didn't smell it...shoot I can even understand that your mom left it on the counter to toss it out later...but if you see TWO identical bags on the counter when you only packed one...common sense dictates: Check the bag to make sure you picked up the right one...
beatles69 0
why did ur mum put the poop on the counter? o_O
that_guy01 0
sucks
No_Words24 0
hahahaha!! CLASSIC!! this just made my day!!
emaNekaF 0
You still live with your mother. and she still packs you lunch. in a brown bag. that is an FML enough. If they're eating lunch at work on a Tuesday, then they are not a teenager anymore. so, haha logic wins again.
yeti09 0
LOL, why did she leave that on the counter?
choppedNskrewed 0
lol....10....my 15 year old brother has a job. (that he has to take lunch to). way to be ignorant. You didn't get a job until you moved out of your parents' house? Sad, sad, sad. lol emaNekaF... i just stared at your name for about 45 seconds trying to figure out where I had seen that name before until I realized.................wowww I feel like an idiott. and also, they made their own lunch and put it on the counter. their mom put cat litter on the counter nest to OP's lunch. nowhere does it say that the OP's mom packed their lunch for them.
0 3
The kitchen counter is an odd location to place cat shit.
Islander_fml 5
If you had been a libertine from "Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom," you would have been overjoyed at your mistake.
Jack_Of_Spades 0
Here's another good reason as to why cat's aren't worth having as pets. Hell, they're not even worth keeping alive. period. Stuck up, spoiled rotten, over-pampered, drama queens are all cats are. You want a good pet, get yourself a dog. They're protective, watchful, loyal, and great with kids. Cats? they piss everywhere, they tear up your furniture, they claw you for no good reason, and tyhey always crawl right in between you and whatever your trying to do for attention. Worst pets ever, them felines...