Today, my mom scooped the litter box right before I went to work. I brown bagged my lunch this morning. She brown bagged the poop from the litter box. Both were on the counter. Guess which one I brought to work? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the bathroom. On my way back, I found a small piece of trash in the hallway so I picked it up. It was cat poop. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML
Today, I thought my mother was coming into my room to give me lunch. She gave me cleaning supplies instead. FML
Today, I went to drop the garbage in the compactor as I left to do some shopping. I quickly put my handbag down on the side, threw the 'garbage' in the machine, watched it do its thing, and then turned round to find... the bag of garbage on the side. FML
Today, my mom told me to take out the trash. I thought it would be a good idea to Hulk-smash it into the can. I missed. The bag ripped and garbage flew everywhere. FML
Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, when I got home from work exhausted and literally ready to fall over, my mom had me carry several heavy bags of dog food for her. Yesterday, it was coals; before that it was horse feed and gas bottles. Before that, I'd just asked her to keep the hard, physical work to the weekends. FML
Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML
Today, I woke up, got up, and felt something crunchy under my feet. My son thought it would be funny if he spread cat litter all around the house. Used cat litter. FML
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Jordan10la 0
Put it in the fridge at your work. I hear people steal lunches all the time at some places.
madame_fml 0
Ewww O_o you didn't realize the smell at all?
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Comments (128)
kellster 2
Ahahahahahaha! I totally laughed out loud for real at this! But why the hell would anyone leave shit where food goes???? That's so disgusting! Perhaps your mom should try putting the shit in the garbage, outside, or anywhere other than where the food goes in the future!
chea_chea 0
LOL @ all the people ripping on the guy for still living at his parents'. I started working when I was 14 so he could be much younger than you might assume. But at the same time, I'm 20 now and still living with the P's thanks to the economical conditions (I can only find part-time work and even that has been slowing down) but I'm going job-hunting again soon and plan to move out this year..Seriously, shit happens, cut the dude some slack. haha
Milkinade 0
That's pretty cool. I would have bragged to all my co-workers on the sweet goodies I had in my bag. Harharhar!
melissa_10 7
ewwwwww............
propelks09 0
# 39. I am 17, work two jobs, go to high school, and live with my parents. Should I move out of my house just because I have two jobs? You don't even know how old this person is. Also, you should probably learn how to read because this says, "I brown bagged my lunch this morning." not "My mom brown bagged my lunch this morning"
audiogasmic 0
How the **** did you not notice the smell? And why was the shit on the counter? Doesn't cat shit usually go in a trash can!?
Kyzomo 0
what a surpise lol
DaFluffyGoldfish 0
they should make this into a mastercard commercial... "brown paper bags, $2, kitty litter, $4, sharing with your coworkers, priceless!" lol that would be the best.
awkwardlykara 0
hahaha @ #30 and #38. #80 . . . no. just . . . no.
Audio828 2
Yum.