Intimacy: Today, I woke up with a hangover and my girlfriend seemed pissed...

By Holymoly - 14/01/2009 21:10 - Netherlands

Today, I woke up with a hangover and my girlfriend seemed pissed at me. It took me a while before I remembered having sex the night before. I just didn't know exactly what had happened after that had pissed her off. Then I realized nothing happened, because I fell asleep while she was on top of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex. Over breakfast, she said it was the most intense, primal and mind-blowing sexual experience she ever had. Problem is, I don't remember a damned thing. FML

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By :( - 27/01/2014 22:31 - Algeria

Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML

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Completely wet

By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 20:00

Today, I was drinking too much and I have to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I pissed the bed. FML

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By Matt - 13/07/2012 19:06 - United States

Today, I woke up in a daze after a long night drinking. I felt a subtle nudge on my shoulder. I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, passed out on top of her, with no pants on. Her dad was, in so many words, informing me that I had to leave immediately. FML

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By randomguy - 09/07/2012 15:09 - United States - Saylorsburg

Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML

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By paulinapo - 30/05/2013 01:53 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I woke up in bed with a one-night stand. We got really drunk the night before so I went to make a hangover-cure breakfast. Apparently he was so drunk that he didn't remember me, and when he came to the kitchen, he knocked me out with a pan and called the cops. FML

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Repetitive

By justgreat - 24/03/2012 02:30 - United States - Opa Locka

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML

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I did a sex

By Anonymous - 17/05/2021 05:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that last night after I got drunk, I passed out mid-pump while we were knocking boots. FML

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Narcolepsy

By Isuckreallybad - 06/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML

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How romantic

By SmokedSalmon - 13/02/2009 00:54 - United States

Today, I woke up next to a slumbering girl I had just met the night before. She had all the covers on top of her and I was cold. Not only was I cold, but the sheets were really cold. So I got up and realized she'd peed a drunken night's worth of beer all over my sheets. FML

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cornflake33 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 2:01

my friend fell asleep under his girl before....hey, shit happens, specially when your drinking....

privatee 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 6:39

hello you were drunk? has she ever been drunk?

Comments

BamaFan112 1

Tuesday 3 March 2009 16:40

Agreed with #3. Granted if you havent then this is your chance, haha.

cornflake33 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 2:01

my friend fell asleep under his girl before....hey, shit happens, specially when your drinking....

member0987654321 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 5:43

awww alki!

PaperxHearts_xox 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 22:58

That's what you get for -almost- having drunken sex.

mofran 0

Friday 5 August 2011 21:26

thumb down because your one of those Twilight obsessed bitches.

little_musician 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 0:28

#2, the girl wasn't taking advantage of him. They were mutually involved in having sex, but the guy FELL ASLEEP--which would mean to the girl that he was not into it at all--WHILE they were engaging in it. Think of it this way: it's like when a girl moans even though she doesn't feel much while having sex.

nlm92 15

Friday 18 July 2014 20:31

It shouldn't mean anything if he fell asleep. He was probably just too tired. He's obviously interested because it was fml worthy for him. Women shouldn't have to fake moan either. If you're struggling to maintain your image in bed something's wrong. A woman should be able ask for something different if she wants it. A guy should be able to ask to postpone sex if he's too tired. There are so many lies in relationships these days it's regarded as normal.

Drizzt396 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 17:19

heh sounds like what happened to me saturday night...kinda woke up ******* my ex sunday morning (completely mid-sex)...after talking to her about it later, apparently we both did... ...which is why I hate drunk sex...