Intimacy: Today, I woke up with a hangover and my girlfriend seemed pissed...

By Holymoly - 14/01/2009 21:10 - Netherlands

Today, I woke up with a hangover and my girlfriend seemed pissed at me. It took me a while before I remembered having sex the night before. I just didn't know exactly what had happened after that had pissed her off. Then I realized nothing happened, because I fell asleep while she was on top of me. FML

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Same thing different taste

Completely wet

By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 20:00

Today, I was drinking too much and I have to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I pissed the bed. FML

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By Ah hell - 31/01/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex. Over breakfast, she said it was the most intense, primal and mind-blowing sexual experience she ever had. Problem is, I don't remember a damned thing. FML

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I did a sex

By Anonymous - 17/05/2021 05:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that last night after I got drunk, I passed out mid-pump while we were knocking boots. FML

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By paulinapo - 30/05/2013 01:53 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I woke up in bed with a one-night stand. We got really drunk the night before so I went to make a hangover-cure breakfast. Apparently he was so drunk that he didn't remember me, and when he came to the kitchen, he knocked me out with a pan and called the cops. FML

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Waste moment

By Anonymous - 10/02/2020 20:00

Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We decided then to come home and planned an intimate moment. I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I fell asleep right before we started. FML

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By drunk - 06/03/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML

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By :( - 27/01/2014 22:31 - Algeria

Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML

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By unfucked - 26/08/2012 23:18 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, my girlfriend and I reconciled after having a huge fight last week. We went out drinking, and things got pretty intense, so we went back to my place. We made it to the bedroom, but somewhere between her taking off my shirt and me taking off her pants, we both passed out. FML

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New moves

By Glassjaw - 01/08/2009 07:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I had gotten tipsy and found ourselves in the bedroom. We started to fool around and she leaned over to put her watch on the nightstand. I tried to undo her bra, which surprised her, because she elbowed me in the nose so hard that I ended up passing out from the pain. FML

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cornflake33 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 2:01

my friend fell asleep under his girl before....hey, shit happens, specially when your drinking....

privatee 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 6:39

hello you were drunk? has she ever been drunk?

Comments

BamaFan112 1

Tuesday 3 March 2009 16:40

Agreed with #3. Granted if you havent then this is your chance, haha.

cornflake33 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 2:01

my friend fell asleep under his girl before....hey, shit happens, specially when your drinking....

member0987654321 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 5:43

awww alki!

PaperxHearts_xox 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 22:58

That's what you get for -almost- having drunken sex.

mofran 0

Friday 5 August 2011 21:26

thumb down because your one of those Twilight obsessed bitches.

little_musician 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 0:28

#2, the girl wasn't taking advantage of him. They were mutually involved in having sex, but the guy FELL ASLEEP--which would mean to the girl that he was not into it at all--WHILE they were engaging in it. Think of it this way: it's like when a girl moans even though she doesn't feel much while having sex.

nlm92 15

Friday 18 July 2014 20:31

It shouldn't mean anything if he fell asleep. He was probably just too tired. He's obviously interested because it was fml worthy for him. Women shouldn't have to fake moan either. If you're struggling to maintain your image in bed something's wrong. A woman should be able ask for something different if she wants it. A guy should be able to ask to postpone sex if he's too tired. There are so many lies in relationships these days it's regarded as normal.

Drizzt396 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 17:19

heh sounds like what happened to me saturday night...kinda woke up ******* my ex sunday morning (completely mid-sex)...after talking to her about it later, apparently we both did... ...which is why I hate drunk sex...