Miscellaneous: Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not...

By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 18:08 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML

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By weeks - 19/08/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, my mom explained to me that looking up gay porn on the internet is bad. I didn't look up gay porn. The only other person who uses the laptop is my dad. I couldn't tell her the truth and had to pretend I enjoy gay fanfiction. FML

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By thats what my ipod is for - 26/04/2013 17:34 - United States

Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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By Asterisk1009 - 29/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML

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By oldskoolfun - 26/12/2015 23:04 - United States - Warminster

Today, I woke up to my wife yelling at my 11-year-old because she found porn on the laptop. Now I have to come clean and tell her it was me so I can get him off the hook. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2015 11:47 - United States - Taunton

Today, I started to tell my step-dad about a funny video I came across online last night. He cut me off by saying "Yeah? Well I came across your mom's face last night!" then left for work with a shit-eating grin on his face. I could've gone the rest of my life without knowing that. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 16:14 - United States

Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML

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By kris - 22/08/2011 16:06 - United States

Today, my mom let it slip that she was divorcing my dad. After making me promise to keep it from him and my little sisters, she had me help her with her plans to renovate the house. She intends to kick him out once it's done. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2016 18:10

Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML

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goldbugs 4

Saturday 27 June 2015 8:32

OP, Go get your dad back and explain the misunderstanding. It's better to be embarrassed than to have separated parents...

taymichele16 15

Saturday 27 June 2015 8:31

More like f your father's life

Comments

Gillett 23

Saturday 27 June 2015 20:14

I Jesse can tell what kind of man you're going to grow up to be.

ohSNAPyall 26

Saturday 27 June 2015 20:54

Your dad knows what happened, and he didn't throw you under the bus. But that's what you're doing to him. He's a good dad. Be a good son.

GamerG0DDESS 29

Saturday 27 June 2015 20:57

Wow, you're a prick. Own up to it now! F@$# your father's life.

worthypegram1 13

Saturday 27 June 2015 21:08

That is awful! You better tell the truth!!

alex_gen 38

Saturday 27 June 2015 21:11

Pretty sure it was more than "his" watching **** that caused him to be kicked out. I feel it was a long time coming and she used that as the last straw.

bjg1009 3

Tuesday 30 June 2015 22:57

That's still awful though if the dad was working to fix things and then got wrongfully blamed for this.

niamah 11

Saturday 27 June 2015 21:17

Are you ******* retarded? Get your dad back and own up

dracolich 27

Saturday 27 June 2015 21:26

FYL and FHL. :( I can't imagine being with someone who has that level of issues with ****.

WhatsMyLineAgain 8

Saturday 27 June 2015 21:42

Man up you little bitch.

messymessiah 11

Saturday 27 June 2015 23:08

I'm sorry-not-sorry for this, but you're an arsehole. You can't take a bit of embarrassment over your dad getting kicked out? I'm pretty sure your parents already know you watch **** anyway. You're a young male. It's almost expected.