By Anonymous - 14/11/2015 11:47 - United States - Taunton

Today, I started to tell my step-dad about a funny video I came across online last night. He cut me off by saying "Yeah? Well I came across your mom's face last night!" then left for work with a shit-eating grin on his face. I could've gone the rest of my life without knowing that. FML
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That's a lovely mental picture to have there.

Punch him. Then say he didn't see that coming

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That's a lovely mental picture to have there.

That's what OP's mom said.

Love the comments

EPIC!!!! dad-1 son-0

So funny! Glad I'll never hear that from dad.

Why was your dad trying to 1-up you?

Step-dad* so he's more than likely just being an ass.

"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."

Hahaha will quote that next time the BF comes on me.

I could have gone my whole life without hearing that

WTF?! I don't understand any of this!

And did it, he just shook his head in shame at me lol.

Cum on man, you didn't have to tell us that.

This is actually pretty funny why has everyone disliked it?

It would have been a perfect pun if ops mom was a 'man'. Secondly, we've seen it on FML a couple of times.

I think you would need to buy a new brain to get that out of your mind...

Brain bleach, lots of it

Sorry OP.. No real man would say such a thing..

Dude.... either he is really easily irritable or a sex freak. I hope that he's the first one.

Punch him. Then say he didn't see that coming

Like John Cena

The stepdad would've then said "your mom didn't see it coming"

Maybe she did

Might be a good idea to purchase some mind bleach right away.