Today, I started to tell my step-dad about a funny video I came...

By Anonymous - 14/11/2015 11:47 - United States - Taunton

Today, I started to tell my step-dad about a funny video I came across online last night. He cut me off by saying "Yeah? Well I came across your mom's face last night!" then left for work with a shit-eating grin on his face. I could've gone the rest of my life without knowing that. FML

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By loko0909 | 13

#6461717 - Sunday 15 November 2015 6:01

That's a lovely mental picture to have there.

By djdeadly | 14

#6461747 - Sunday 15 November 2015 6:16

Punch him. Then say he didn't see that coming

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By loko0909 | 13

#6461717 - Sunday 15 November 2015 6:01

That's a lovely mental picture to have there.

friedpwnadge | 25

#6461736 - Sunday 15 November 2015 6:08

What a dick.

One_Way | 43

#6461778 - Sunday 15 November 2015 6:40

That's what OP's mom said.

spacefish966 | 18

#6461822 - Sunday 15 November 2015 8:34

Love the comments

By SWEET_CS | 6

#6461720 - Sunday 15 November 2015 6:01

EPIC!!!! dad-1 son-0

allforfun | 23

#6461835 - Sunday 15 November 2015 9:14

I lol'd

Nessco | 36

#6461910 - Sunday 15 November 2015 14:09

So funny! Glad I'll never hear that from dad.

lexiieeex3 | 32

#6462164 - Sunday 15 November 2015 21:37

*step-dad

By BantasaurusRex | 13

#6461721 - Sunday 15 November 2015 6:02

Why was your dad trying to 1-up you?

A1NoSauce | 17

#6461759 - Sunday 15 November 2015 6:24

Step-dad* so he's more than likely just being an ass.

By SecundusSecunda | 27

#6461731 - Sunday 15 November 2015 6:05

"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."

AcieMcG | 21

#6461782 - Sunday 15 November 2015 6:49

Hahaha will quote that next time the BF comes on me.

beeferjay | 34

#6462011 - Sunday 15 November 2015 17:28

I could have gone my whole life without hearing that

enginsteve | 17

#6462582 - Monday 16 November 2015 10:08

WTF?! I don't understand any of this!

AcieMcG | 21

#6463273 - Tuesday 17 November 2015 2:31

And did it, he just shook his head in shame at me lol.

By sirdannyboy1 | 20

#6461734 - Sunday 15 November 2015 6:07

Cum on man, you didn't have to tell us that.

bryce_causovski | 12

#6462208 - Sunday 15 November 2015 23:38

This is actually pretty funny why has everyone disliked it?

peacheso | 31

#6463445 - Tuesday 17 November 2015 7:17

It would have been a perfect pun if ops mom was a 'man'. Secondly, we've seen it on FML a couple of times.

By ACommenter | 7

#6461735 - Sunday 15 November 2015 6:07

I think you would need to buy a new brain to get that out of your mind...

Hammer1722 | 19

#6461844 - Sunday 15 November 2015 10:26

Brain bleach, lots of it

By Mysterious_one | 20

#6461740 - Sunday 15 November 2015 6:09

Sorry OP.. No real man would say such a thing..

By lexred | 30

#6461744 - Sunday 15 November 2015 6:14

Dude.... either he is really easily irritable or a sex freak. I hope that he's the first one.

By djdeadly | 14

#6461747 - Sunday 15 November 2015 6:16

Punch him. Then say he didn't see that coming

gamermonster | 34

#6461838 - Sunday 15 November 2015 9:38

Cumming* :3

MassiDelta | 28

#6462146 - Sunday 15 November 2015 20:31

Like John Cena

xKrisSmoove | 21

#6462162 - Sunday 15 November 2015 21:21

The stepdad would've then said "your mom didn't see it coming"

Elban | 20

#6463010 - Monday 16 November 2015 20:10

Maybe she did

By TMWhisp | 22

#6461748 - Sunday 15 November 2015 6:16

Might be a good idea to purchase some mind bleach right away.