By Anonymous - 14/11/2015 11:47 - United States - Taunton

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Today, I started to tell my step-dad about a funny video I came across online last night. He cut me off by saying, "Yeah? Well I came across your mom's face last night!" then left for work with a shit-eating grin on his face. I could've gone the rest of my life without knowing that. FML
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loko0909 13

That's a lovely mental picture to have there.

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djdeadly 14

Punch him. Then say he didn't see that coming

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A1NoSauce 17

Step-dad* so he's more than likely just being an ass.

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SecundusSecunda 27

"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."

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AcieMcG 21

Hahaha will quote that next time the BF comes on me.

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beeferjay 34

I could have gone my whole life without hearing that

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AcieMcG 21

And did it, he just shook his head in shame at me lol.

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sirdannyboy1 20

Cum on man, you didn't have to tell us that.

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bryce_causovski 12

This is actually pretty funny why has everyone disliked it?

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peacheso 31

It would have been a perfect pun if ops mom was a 'man'. Secondly, we've seen it on FML a couple of times.

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ACommenter 7

I think you would need to buy a new brain to get that out of your mind...

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Hammer1722 19

Brain bleach, lots of it

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Mysterious_one 26

Sorry OP.. No real man would say such a thing..

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lexred 30

Dude.... either he is really easily irritable or a sex freak. I hope that he's the first one.

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TMWhisp 22

Might be a good idea to purchase some mind bleach right away.

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