Today, I started to tell my step-dad about a funny video I came across online last night. He cut me off by saying "Yeah? Well I came across your mom's face last night!" then left for work with a shit-eating grin on his face. I could've gone the rest of my life without knowing that. FML
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loko0909
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That's a lovely mental picture to have there.
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djdeadly
| 14
Punch him. Then say he didn't see that coming
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loko0909
| 13
That's a lovely mental picture to have there.
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friedpwnadge
| 25
What a dick.
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One_Way
| 43
That's what OP's mom said.
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spacefish966
| 18
Love the comments
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SWEET_CS
| 6
EPIC!!!! dad-1 son-0
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allforfun
| 23
I lol'd
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Nessco
| 36
So funny! Glad I'll never hear that from dad.
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lexiieeex3
| 32
*step-dad
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BantasaurusRex
| 13
Why was your dad trying to 1-up you?
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A1NoSauce
| 17
Step-dad* so he's more than likely just being an ass.
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SecundusSecunda
| 27
"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
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AcieMcG
| 21
Hahaha will quote that next time the BF comes on me.
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beeferjay
| 34
I could have gone my whole life without hearing that
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enginsteve
| 17
WTF?! I don't understand any of this!
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AcieMcG
| 21
And did it, he just shook his head in shame at me lol.
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sirdannyboy1
| 20
Cum on man, you didn't have to tell us that.
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bryce_causovski
| 12
This is actually pretty funny why has everyone disliked it?
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peacheso
| 31
It would have been a perfect pun if ops mom was a 'man'. Secondly, we've seen it on FML a couple of times.
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ACommenter
| 7
I think you would need to buy a new brain to get that out of your mind...
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Hammer1722
| 19
Brain bleach, lots of it
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Mysterious_one
| 20
Sorry OP.. No real man would say such a thing..
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lexred
| 30
Dude.... either he is really easily irritable or a sex freak. I hope that he's the first one.
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djdeadly
| 14
Punch him. Then say he didn't see that coming
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gamermonster
| 34
Cumming* :3
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MassiDelta
| 28
Like John Cena
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xKrisSmoove
| 21
The stepdad would've then said "your mom didn't see it coming"
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Elban
| 20
Maybe she did
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TMWhisp
| 22
Might be a good idea to purchase some mind bleach right away.