Work: Today, our outgoing boss told us about guy who's replacing him,...

By very analytical - 26/06/2015 19:56 - United States - Ashland

Today, our outgoing boss told us about guy who's replacing him, saying he's very nice but very anal about things. Without thinking, I shrugged and said "Anal's not bad." Now everyone's calling me Anal-Girl. FML

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By boss stabber - 04/01/2015 06:52 - United States - Kings Beach

Today, I got reprimanded by my boss for saying "It's a stab in the dark, though." According to him, it's a euphemism for anal sex and I was being offensive to a gay colleague, the same one who kept insisting it was no problem. I got written up anyway. FML

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By whitecollar - 05/12/2012 02:43 - United Kingdom - Scarborough

Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML

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By hatemyboss - 03/11/2011 16:13 - Canada

Today, I gave my boss a nick name. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML

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You deserved it 45 069

By Hreyes - 15/09/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML

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By Loopylogo - 10/01/2017 14:01

Today, my boss came into the office asked how I was doing and seemed totally normal and happy, then said, "I have to let you go. I heard some bad things about you." He wouldn't tell me what he heard, or from whom. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 18:10 - United States - Gerber

Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair. After coming back to work with a clean cut hairstyle, he apparently thought I was the new guy, and said I was going to be trained by "The long-haired girly-looking idiot." FML

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Shut up!

By Anonymous - 03/03/2013 18:03 - Germany - Augsburg

Today, I was awkwardly taking a dump at work, when a coworker in another stall started talking shit to me about our boss. I grunted and agreed, hoping he'd shut up and leave me alone. That's when a third guy sarcastically chimed in with insults from a third stall. It was our boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2023 21:00

Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML

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Dat ass

By brandonborgie - 10/08/2021 04:01 - Australia

Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML

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By Anyonehiring - 28/06/2016 01:05 - United States - Tempe

Today, I had the great pleasure of meeting my replacement, who was sitting at my desk in my office. My boss must've forgotten to mention to me that I've been fired. FML

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Saturday 27 June 2015 8:32

Well, now all you can do is own it. Don't have a stick up your ass about it. Or do, I guess.

ninjamadi 16

Saturday 27 June 2015 8:32

You kinda walked right into that one. sorry OP

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ninjamadi 16

Saturday 27 June 2015 8:32

You kinda walked right into that one. sorry OP

allforfun 23

Saturday 27 June 2015 17:44

Or sat on it

BntyHntrSeattle 30

Saturday 27 June 2015 8:32

Well, now all you can do is own it. Don't have a stick up your ass about it. Or do, I guess.

Sinjar 6

Saturday 27 June 2015 11:38

I just commented for the medal.

Diarrhea_Volcano 29

Saturday 27 June 2015 11:49

But what is the medal for?

Gillett 23

Saturday 27 June 2015 19:22

I don't think that's a stick homie!

pikachurro 18

Saturday 27 June 2015 8:33

Prepare a costume, become a super villain and take revenge.

thatonetribute 31

Saturday 27 June 2015 8:33

Dug your own grave there, OP. Sorry.

giantsfan2010 23

Saturday 27 June 2015 8:34

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

dBLIZZARD 20

Saturday 27 June 2015 8:35

I think YDI for saying that in a work place.

Wow_okayyy 13

Saturday 27 June 2015 8:35

You're just gonna have to take it ;D

Gillett 23

Saturday 27 June 2015 20:01

I believe she already has.

mzshannababy 16

Saturday 27 June 2015 8:35

that's a tight situation

Gillett 23

Saturday 27 June 2015 20:02

Yeah "butt" i bet she enjoys those sit-uations!

JJ_V3N0M 19

Saturday 27 June 2015 8:36

Don't worry OP. I'm sure your little mishap will fade away fast. Just laugh it off and carry on:)

dakatabg 31

Saturday 27 June 2015 8:37

They know your sex secret

Gillett 23

Saturday 27 June 2015 20:03

and now they'll fantasize about her.

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