FML : Today, our outgoing boss told us about guy who's replacing him, saying he's very nice but very anal about things. Without thinking, I shrugged and said...

Today, our outgoing boss told us about guy who's replacing him, saying he's very nice but very anal about things. Without thinking, I shrugged and said "Anal's not bad." Now everyone's calling me Anal-Girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By very analytical - / Friday 26 June 2015 19:56 / United States - Ashland

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By BntyHntrSeattle | 30

#6333337 - Saturday 27 June 2015 8:32

Well, now all you can do is own it.
Don't have a stick up your ass about it.
Or do, I guess.

By ninjamadi | 16

#6333335 - Saturday 27 June 2015 8:32

You kinda walked right into that one. sorry OP

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By ninjamadi | 16

#6333335 - Saturday 27 June 2015 8:32

You kinda walked right into that one. sorry OP

allforfun | 23

#6333659 - Saturday 27 June 2015 17:44

Or sat on it

By BntyHntrSeattle | 30

#6333337 - Saturday 27 June 2015 8:32

Well, now all you can do is own it.
Don't have a stick up your ass about it.
Or do, I guess.

Sinjar | 6

#6333453 - Saturday 27 June 2015 11:38

I just commented for the medal.

Diarrhea_Volcano | 29

#6333455 - Saturday 27 June 2015 11:49

But what is the medal for?

Gillett | 23

#6333729 - Saturday 27 June 2015 19:22

I don't think that's a stick homie!

By pikachurro | 18

#6333340 - Saturday 27 June 2015 8:33

Prepare a costume, become a super villain and take revenge.

By thatonetribute | 31

#6333341 - Saturday 27 June 2015 8:33

Dug your own grave there, OP. Sorry.

By giantsfan2010 | 23

#6333342 - Saturday 27 June 2015 8:34

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

By dBLIZZARD | 20

#6333345 - Saturday 27 June 2015 8:35

I think YDI for saying that in a work place.

By Wow_okayyy | 13

#6333348 - Saturday 27 June 2015 8:35

You're just gonna have to take it ;D

Gillett | 23

#6333799 - Saturday 27 June 2015 20:01

I believe she already has.

By mzshannababy | 16

#6333349 - Saturday 27 June 2015 8:35

that's a tight situation

Gillett | 23

#6333802 - Saturday 27 June 2015 20:02

Yeah "butt" i bet she enjoys those sit-uations!

By JJ_V3N0M | 19

#6333352 - Saturday 27 June 2015 8:36

Don't worry OP. I'm sure your little mishap will fade away fast. Just laugh it off and carry on:)

By dakatabg | 31

#6333358 - Saturday 27 June 2015 8:37

They know your sex secret

Gillett | 23

#6333803 - Saturday 27 June 2015 20:03

and now they'll fantasize about her.

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