Miscellaneous: Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not...

By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 18:08 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML

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By weeks - 19/08/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, my mom explained to me that looking up gay porn on the internet is bad. I didn't look up gay porn. The only other person who uses the laptop is my dad. I couldn't tell her the truth and had to pretend I enjoy gay fanfiction. FML

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By thats what my ipod is for - 26/04/2013 17:34 - United States

Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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By Asterisk1009 - 29/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML

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By oldskoolfun - 26/12/2015 23:04 - United States - Warminster

Today, I woke up to my wife yelling at my 11-year-old because she found porn on the laptop. Now I have to come clean and tell her it was me so I can get him off the hook. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2015 11:47 - United States - Taunton

Today, I started to tell my step-dad about a funny video I came across online last night. He cut me off by saying "Yeah? Well I came across your mom's face last night!" then left for work with a shit-eating grin on his face. I could've gone the rest of my life without knowing that. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 16:14 - United States

Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML

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By kris - 22/08/2011 16:06 - United States

Today, my mom let it slip that she was divorcing my dad. After making me promise to keep it from him and my little sisters, she had me help her with her plans to renovate the house. She intends to kick him out once it's done. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2016 18:10

Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML

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goldbugs 4

Saturday 27 June 2015 8:32

OP, Go get your dad back and explain the misunderstanding. It's better to be embarrassed than to have separated parents...

taymichele16 15

Saturday 27 June 2015 8:31

More like f your father's life

Comments

deviousangel89 13

Monday 29 June 2015 3:02

Wow, I feel sorry for your dad. Be a man, grow a pair, and own up to what you did!

guss5441 18

Monday 29 June 2015 4:25

How could you THATS AWFUL!!

booksxforxlife 2

Monday 29 June 2015 4:48

You're an asshole. Seriously, how could you ruin your own parents lives just because you've embarrassed? Grow up and own up.

fabcade 14

Monday 29 June 2015 5:49

well your balls better drop and man up and set the record straight.

BlobfishUnite 14

Monday 29 June 2015 8:14

Today, my wife kicked me out of the house and told me not to come home again. Why? My dipshit son started watching **** on is computer, forgetting it was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. FML

hahahehehe 9

Monday 29 June 2015 9:03

Tell her it was a prank by you, and the reactions and things were hilarious :)

MrZsDad 19

Monday 29 June 2015 11:04

Dude, you totally suck if you don't fess up.

Amorettex 19

Monday 29 June 2015 11:57

Dude Your a asswipe.

Vitotaylor36 13

Monday 29 June 2015 14:21

******* pathetic. How dare you risk the ruination of your parents marriage because of your God damned ego. ******* disgusting.

Shade1982 20

Monday 29 June 2015 16:02

I don't think it's 'ego' so much as 'shame'. Still, her kicking him out over a bit of **** seems to indicate a lot more issues between the parents...

ajs1987 15

Monday 29 June 2015 16:10

If you have any respect for yourself or your family, then fess up. What do you think your Dad is going through right now while you wait for your balls to appear?