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By MrCanoe - 01/03/2009 21:58 - Canada

Today, my mom had my girlfriend and me over. Out of the blue, she pulled out my grandmother's wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

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By hungryman - 14/07/2009 21:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML

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By Matt - 03/06/2012 14:21 - Australia - Tyabb

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML

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By jake - 12/08/2012 15:49 - United States - Bend

Today, I invited my girlfriend over to a family lunch, planning to propose to her at just the right moment. My family was in on it, including my apparently disapproving mom, who kept causing a scene to grab my girlfriend's attention every time I went to pull out the ring. FML

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By violet - 29/11/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed minding my own business when my mom entered the room. I was proposed to a few weeks ago by my boyfriend, and my mom came in to tell me that my boyfriend's mom was on the phone. Turns out, he stole the engagement ring from her drawer. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2023 03:00

Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML

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By timor - 18/12/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML

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Happy now?

By minime94 - 15/11/2012 06:35 - United States - Sunset

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

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Please don't do this

By Anonymous - 17/03/2010 15:38 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of five and a half years to family dinner at a restaurant. After we all had finished dessert, I got down on one knee, pulled out my great grandmother's ring and proposed. The entire restaurant was dead silent. She looked around and then slowly walked out. FML

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By Brad - 08/03/2009 05:33 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

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bcrklein 0

Monday 2 March 2009 2:00

that's karma for being a jerk

luckyyyme 0

Monday 2 March 2009 1:57

...well that is awkward.

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FuzzMonkey09 0

Monday 2 March 2009 5:02

You shhould have broken up with her three months ago you cheating jerk. I hope your current girlfriend cheats on you.

bioclock 0

Monday 2 March 2009 5:18

Your mother shouldn't have forced you to propose like that, but ****, you are an asshole for cheating on your girlfriend. What is so ******* hard about breaking up with a girl before you start seeing someone else, honestly? You wouldn't have gotten into this situation in the first place if you'd have broken up with her 3 months earlier, or hell, whenever it was you lost interest. You deserve this, you ******* wanker.

LisaMarie_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 5:31

you are such a ******* asshole! hope the other girl gave you an STD or two.

iwontusemyname 0

Monday 2 March 2009 5:31

you are a dick. truly. you know that commercial where the ring goes down the sink and then the disposal runs? yeah. i'm praying that happens to you.

ghostmanonfirst 0

Monday 2 March 2009 6:14

his life is fxcked, too bad women are tools that deserve to be used

hello_love 0

Monday 2 March 2009 6:15

**** YOU DUDE! you've been cheating for three ******* months!!!!!!! what an ass! you don't deserve sympathy from anybody! i pray that you end up alone! **** YOU!!!!!!!!!

vedamonster 0

Monday 2 March 2009 6:49

your such a ******* douch bag. you deserved that you little **** face. your probably a skanky sleeze who thinks its okay to go and cheat on your girlfriend. NO. go **** your mom you ass whipe. you are such a ******* low class guy.

sammie2 0

Monday 2 March 2009 7:01

Forget everything everyone's said so far 'cause WTF-- WHY THE ****** HELL would you agree to your mom's invite to her house if you were going to breakup with the girl the next day??!! Why make the girl suffer a family invite when she doesn't need to ever again! Moron!

jesusjr 0

Monday 2 March 2009 8:18

on the bright side, the ring's free.

genius_man16 0

Monday 2 March 2009 9:09

I hope someone finds out where you live and cuts off your dick and feeds it to you. What a complete and total jackass. I can't believe you would cheat on someone for 3 F-ING MONTHS before breaking up with her!!! i mean really!! this is just beyond words. I hope you die in the most horrible way possible.