Love: Today, my mom had my girlfriend and me over. Out of the blue,...

By MrCanoe - 01/03/2009 21:58 - Canada

Today, my mom had my girlfriend and me over. Out of the blue, she pulled out my grandmother's wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

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By hungryman - 14/07/2009 21:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML

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Wrong end of the stick

By Matt - 03/06/2012 14:21 - Australia - Tyabb

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML

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Will you…

By jake - 12/08/2012 15:49 - United States - Bend

Today, I invited my girlfriend over to a family lunch, planning to propose to her at just the right moment. My family was in on it, including my apparently disapproving mom, who kept causing a scene to grab my girlfriend's attention every time I went to pull out the ring. FML

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By violet - 29/11/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed minding my own business when my mom entered the room. I was proposed to a few weeks ago by my boyfriend, and my mom came in to tell me that my boyfriend's mom was on the phone. Turns out, he stole the engagement ring from her drawer. FML

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These guys

By Anonymous - 01/01/2023 03:00

Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML

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By timor - 18/12/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML

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Happy now?

By minime94 - 15/11/2012 06:35 - United States - Sunset

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

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You deserved it 2 854

Please don't do this

By Anonymous - 17/03/2010 15:38 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of five and a half years to family dinner at a restaurant. After we all had finished dessert, I got down on one knee, pulled out my great grandmother's ring and proposed. The entire restaurant was dead silent. She looked around and then slowly walked out. FML

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By Brad - 08/03/2009 05:33 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

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You deserved it 7 528

bcrklein 0

Monday 2 March 2009 2:00

that's karma for being a jerk

luckyyyme 0

Monday 2 March 2009 1:57

...well that is awkward.

Comments

chazzzle 0

Monday 2 March 2009 2:27

OMFG as a girl, get out now and dump her!

St0rm11 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 8:29

Wow: Hey ShI**y guys out there...........Here's your ticket.

laladida911 0

Monday 2 March 2009 2:28

yeah.....well karma's a bitch

daysocks 0

Monday 2 March 2009 2:34

Karma's a bitch, eh? Still, it's messed up that your mom pulled that one on you.

shantoyamuchluv 0

Monday 2 March 2009 2:35

Soo we're supposed to pity your cheating ass? More like F HER life. Or maybe not. Now she doesn't have to waste any more of her time on a douchebag.

caaarly 0

Monday 2 March 2009 2:36

you shouldn't have had your girlfriend and your mom over if you were planning on breaking up with her anyways..

i_love_nick 0

Monday 2 March 2009 2:41

WTF??? you were cheating on HER for 3 months.......... its really more like f her life you are such a douche karama's a b!tch

goosenotchicken 0

Monday 2 March 2009 2:47

if #14 should be true, you're even more of a douche for posting that on a website she uses.

that_one_guy 0

Monday 2 March 2009 2:47

That's what you get for cheating on her, you low life. Die in a fire :D

Tlizzle 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 17:26

Ha ha... Really, YDI for cheating. Cheating is such a dick thing to do. I always want to know what happens after these ones.

nebulize 0

Monday 2 March 2009 2:50

You could tell that girl you're not ready to take it to the next level, then just dump her in a week or something. Who cares, man. It's your life. Cheating isn't really awesome though, but I wouldn't want to live with a chick who overreacts to something like that.