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By MrCanoe - 01/03/2009 21:58 - Canada

Today, my mom had my girlfriend and me over. Out of the blue, she pulled out my grandmother's wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

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By hungryman - 14/07/2009 21:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML

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By Matt - 03/06/2012 14:21 - Australia - Tyabb

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML

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By jake - 12/08/2012 15:49 - United States - Bend

Today, I invited my girlfriend over to a family lunch, planning to propose to her at just the right moment. My family was in on it, including my apparently disapproving mom, who kept causing a scene to grab my girlfriend's attention every time I went to pull out the ring. FML

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By violet - 29/11/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed minding my own business when my mom entered the room. I was proposed to a few weeks ago by my boyfriend, and my mom came in to tell me that my boyfriend's mom was on the phone. Turns out, he stole the engagement ring from her drawer. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2023 03:00

Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML

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By timor - 18/12/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML

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Happy now?

By minime94 - 15/11/2012 06:35 - United States - Sunset

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

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Please don't do this

By Anonymous - 17/03/2010 15:38 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of five and a half years to family dinner at a restaurant. After we all had finished dessert, I got down on one knee, pulled out my great grandmother's ring and proposed. The entire restaurant was dead silent. She looked around and then slowly walked out. FML

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By Brad - 08/03/2009 05:33 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

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bcrklein 0

Monday 2 March 2009 2:00

that's karma for being a jerk

luckyyyme 0

Monday 2 March 2009 1:57

...well that is awkward.

Comments

ndrocksmysocks44 0

Monday 2 March 2009 2:52

loser

cobrakid77678 0

Monday 2 March 2009 3:05

you totally deserve that you asshole

LameKara 0

Monday 2 March 2009 3:19

Dude, maybe he did deserve it, but now that poor girl is going to find out that that perfect happy moment of hers was a lie. That sucks more than anything.

Tri_fml 5

Monday 2 March 2009 3:26

FherLife. Cheat on her then WHINE because you ****** up? Get real asshole.

Neep_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 3:37

You should be hit with a blunt object. Perhaps a tree. "My mom proposed to her... and then a tree fell and crushed my leg." Perfect justice.

toastedgrapes 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 13:30

I was thinking more along the lines of a giant boulder that crushed him, but a tree works too.

quixotic 0

Monday 2 March 2009 3:51

you're a ******* prick.

infantrygirl 0

Monday 2 March 2009 3:55

Bastard. I think castration is appropriate.

jumi_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 3:58

i hate cheaters. and you totally deserve that lesson. >:(

sai_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 4:07

There is a very simple solution to your problem: Break up with her anyway. She'll be mad, but she would have been anyway now just slightly more. Sucks you can't break up with your mum though, she sounds very meddling. @ The people who were all "CHEATING DOUCHE YOU DESERVE IT" yeah...way to sympathize with the girl, cheating is ****** but it effects her way more than him cause he just has to act as stated above and she's the one that gets hurt.

kk_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 4:51

the fact that he was cheating on her is kinda irrelevant i think. His life is ****** because he didnt want to propose to this girl, and his mom did it for him in front of the girl without telling him, and the girl said yes. That really sucks, I cant believe his mom would do that. He shouldnt have been cheating on her, but that doesnt really have anything to do with what happened.