Today, my mom found a new favorite game. I recently broke up with my boyfriend of a year and still have not been able to find a job (months after graduating college). Due to this stress I cry easily, her game? Seeing how many times a day she can make me boo-hoo. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML
Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML
Today, my mother told me to 'quit having a pity party'. I was just diagnosed with depression. I've lost my boyfriend, my job, my academic standing, and I just got rejected from every graduate school I applied for. And my mother thinks I'm a cry baby. Great. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend, who loves board games, to give me advice on a board game I'm making. I ended up crying in the fetal position. FML
Today, I discovered that my parents made a game out of my mental illness. Every morning, they have a bet on which one of them can make me cry first. FML
Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML
Today, my mom discovered a new way to get over her breakup: yodelling. FML
Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML
Today, my mom told me that I needed to manage my spending better. This is the same woman who will log onto Candy Crush Saga, play a level and not come remotely close to beating it, and then blow $20+ on it to complete it. She got just a tad angry when I pointed out this hypocrisy. FML
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
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GeorginaGruesome 0
Damn, she sounds like a bitch!
barlessprison 16
To everyone bitching about how she used the word 'boohoo', that's probably what her mom named the game.
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Ashleyxphobia 0
YDI for using the term "Boo-hoo"
barlessprison 16
To everyone bitching about how she used the word 'boohoo', that's probably what her mom named the game.
nerwende_fml 0
Exactly what I thought, thanks for pointing it out.
oldskoolman85 0
I hate women who cry at the drop of a ******* hat. Whining about your petty problems isn't going to get you anywhere, and neither is crying about it online.
andydawg8891 0
*eyeroll* Women Hopefully this comment will induce the usual internet courage battle and many LULZ.
Wdgames 0
Check Chop_Buster's post. Just imagine all of those comments in reply to this one. There, you have your Internet fight.
Nightfallz 0
yfdi ******* emo. stop feeling sorry for yourself.
allmidnighteyes 11
Now I ain't saying she a gold digga' But she ain't messing with no broke nigguhz
BikerMike 0
maybe the boyfriend broke up with you because mommy can control you
pbuk 0
Life only gets harder. Deal with it, crybaby
ender345 0
to everybody entering college: if you want to find a job coming out of school that isn't working at McDonalds, i'd suggest being intelligent and majoring in something such as engineering or computer science where growth is still occurring. this is what you get for majoring in communications and getting drunk all weekend like a cheap sorostitute. also, grow a ******* spine. literally every person i know that graduated last year is jobless (not counting the aforementioned engineers/CS majors), and people break up all the damn time. sounds like you've been living a cushy life and have never had to strive for anything ever. bitch.
palmtrees 1
Hey, easy on the sorority comments. I was in a sorority throughout college and still managed to graduate with a degree in physics (with honors) from an ivy league school... having fun in college and being successful aren't mutually exclusive unless you absolutely suck at prioritization and time management.
sjks 0
ok because everyone is interested in engineering and computer science...some people go to college so they can have jobs they enjoy, thats the problem with our society today, people are miserable at their jobs but do it because theyre expected to. It's more worthwhile to major in something you at least remotely enjoy and could work without hating your life. It'll get better, people will start finding jobs
MarryMeFry 10
While it sucks that your mom is picking on you....stop being such a freaking crybaby.
sublime93 0
Grow the **** up! Stop being such a goddamn pussy