Today, my mom found a new favorite game. I recently broke up with my boyfriend of a year and still have not been able to find a job (months after graduating college). Due to this stress I cry easily, her game? Seeing how many times a day she can make me boo-hoo. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML
Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML
Today, my mother told me to 'quit having a pity party'. I was just diagnosed with depression. I've lost my boyfriend, my job, my academic standing, and I just got rejected from every graduate school I applied for. And my mother thinks I'm a cry baby. Great. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend, who loves board games, to give me advice on a board game I'm making. I ended up crying in the fetal position. FML
Today, I discovered that my parents made a game out of my mental illness. Every morning, they have a bet on which one of them can make me cry first. FML
Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML
Today, my mom discovered a new way to get over her breakup: yodelling. FML
Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML
Today, my mom told me that I needed to manage my spending better. This is the same woman who will log onto Candy Crush Saga, play a level and not come remotely close to beating it, and then blow $20+ on it to complete it. She got just a tad angry when I pointed out this hypocrisy. FML
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
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GeorginaGruesome 0
Damn, she sounds like a bitch!
barlessprison 16
To everyone bitching about how she used the word 'boohoo', that's probably what her mom named the game.
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Comments (65)
Az_daddy 0
life SUCKS!!!
che_williams 0
you broke up with HIM so why are you bitching that you broke up?
bored690 0
lol you should see how many times a day you can make her go boo hoo. or just find a job and move out and get a new boyfriend.
Amiomaru 0
What a bitch.
yoshi56789 1
thats terriblee...i hate crying its been so long since i last cried that i just learn to ignore it whenever i feel like crying
marquisrs 0
Suck it the **** up
sexypimpdaddy 0
Ummm judging the way this is worded, I think you're retarded. And YDI just because you make yourself sound stupid. No wonder you can't get a job!
newmandotcom 6
Does stress affect your grammar too? Maybe if you used proper grammar, you would have a job. YDI.
bosquez559 15
Total bitch
babe7260 30
Brutal !!!!