Noname
United States
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Bigmouth strikes again
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
koolkat9
Albion, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
iams
Today, I found out my mom is banging my ex-boyfriend's best friend. He’s 22 and my mom is 50. Oh, and not only does my ex know, but so does the whole town. FML
nomorecleaning
Augusta, United States
Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
Anonymous
Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML
Anonymous
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
wtf dad
Saint Charles, United States
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Anonymous
United States
Inappropriate!
Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML
Anonymous
Cougartown
Today, my boyfriend met my mom and started acting strange. Then my dad came in and was instantly furious. Apparently, my boyfriend is the guy my mom cheated with that caused my parent's divorce. He’s 3 years younger than I am. Gross mom, just gross. Also I’m single again, damn it. FML
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vfscx0aw6o7jshl 0
I was going to tell you, I swear.
Hoss_fml 0
Your life is f****d. HIS life, however, just got awesome.
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Comments (72)
youhavenoidea 0
does your mom know?!
crispycrispy 0
thats so messed up
jim_witness 0
#17 is right. Then it would be....awkward
twilightobsesser 0
"Next week on Maury, secret love lives exposed! Her boyfriend slept with her own daughter!" OHHHHH!!
ohshootohshoot 0
you, my friend, are what I call a "puta."
sassypants93 17
how does that make her a *****?
Hawaii84 16
I don't understand why that makes her a puta. She has slept with him, not sleeping with him. She just found out he is dating her mom. He is the puto unless he doesn't know either. This is just a twisted coincidence. Awkward!
baltimorebrian 0
Your mom's a *****.
SALUSIA 10
how just how?
spitfire921 0
whoaaaaah 0.0 thats sick and twisted my sympathies friend
podrummer9209 0
#7 made my whole life. Sucks for you = At least he's getting around.
genki008 0
+1 #7
YNasty 0
If I was that guy I would try to hook up with your gramma next
clairesucks 37
Urgh please don't!