Who are you?

By Anonymous - 28/07/2021 23:01 - United States - Portland

Today, I was bowling with a woman I like. At the end of the night, I was trying to decide whether I should ask her out. I went up to her and said, "It was fun bowling with you." She said, "Thank you, Patrick." My name isn't Patrick. FML
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You are Patrick now, Patrick. You're not going to get that date by correcting people. You can fix the name thing at the right time. I'm thinking you could tell her your real name on your honeymoon.

Is it the Krusty Krab?

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You are Patrick now, Patrick. You're not going to get that date by correcting people. You can fix the name thing at the right time. I'm thinking you could tell her your real name on your honeymoon.

Wadlaen 21

Or, the priest could tell her in the wedding...

Wadlaen 21

Or, the priest could tell her in the wedding...

Wadlaen 21

Or, the priest could tell her in the wedding...

That might be too soon. Maybe she will be repulsed by his real name and bolt out of the church. He really needs to wait until the ink is dry and it would be difficult to get out of the marriage. You can be Patrick for a while, can't you, Patrick?

Is it the Krusty Krab?

Do names really matter if you're both naked?