Intimacy: Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower...

By Damian - 22/04/2011 11:11

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

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By me - 08/06/2012 14:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML

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By hannahlorraine - 25/11/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2009 12:49 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML

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In the mood

By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

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By ugh - 12/03/2010 06:05 - United States

Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

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You OK hun?

By notexactly - 29/12/2009 00:48 - Sweden

Today, the guy I like called me, and my mom picked up. Just as it happened, I slipped and fell in the shower, and was sitting there moaning. The guy asked if he could speak to me, but my mom heard me and answered, "Well, she's masturbating right now, but I'll tell her to call you later!" FML

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Classy

By bkay26 - 29/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML

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Just a question

By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2011 18:15 - Sweden

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML

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By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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hwilly 0

Friday 22 April 2011 16:07

awkward as a ************, I would of jumped right out

tylerjs12 0

Friday 22 April 2011 16:07

lol

Comments

360XBOXFTW 0

Friday 22 April 2011 19:47

yes... oh you were talking about the OP! well nevermind then

nirenna 6

Friday 22 April 2011 19:49

well THAT'S not awkward or anything.. o.O

Jasmine143 0

Friday 22 April 2011 19:56

Ahahaha (x

Grand_Cookie 21

Friday 22 April 2011 20:02

wow...

BadKitty13 28

Friday 22 April 2011 20:09

Cringe......

JustDoctor 0

Friday 22 April 2011 20:41

oh you were asking for it, all wet and rubbing yourself like some two dollar *****

mad_hatter0666 22

Friday 22 April 2011 21:02

lol, funny, Doctor.

Gi510 0

Friday 22 April 2011 20:46

That's disturbing

mgrubby 4

Friday 22 April 2011 20:53

look on the bright side! at least you added a new favorite to my fml's!!!

mad_hatter0666 22

Friday 22 April 2011 20:54

fyml- she won't be able to live with herself.

missy1228 2

Friday 22 April 2011 20:57

eww yucky

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Today, my mother straight up admitted that she would murder me if God told her to. FML

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Today, I am two months pregnant. Being super hormonal, I was crying about how much I was crying. My husband put his arms around me to comfort me, and I sobbed so hard that I threw up all over him. FML

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