Intimacy: Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower... - FML

By Damian - 22/04/2011 11:11

Spicy

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

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By me - 08/06/2012 14:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML

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By hannahlorraine - 25/11/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2009 12:49 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML

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In the mood

By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

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By ugh - 12/03/2010 06:05 - United States

Spicy

Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

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You OK hun?

By notexactly - 29/12/2009 00:48 - Sweden

Spicy

Today, the guy I like called me, and my mom picked up. Just as it happened, I slipped and fell in the shower, and was sitting there moaning. The guy asked if he could speak to me, but my mom heard me and answered, "Well, she's masturbating right now, but I'll tell her to call you later!" FML

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Classy

By bkay26 - 29/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML

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Just a question

By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2011 18:15 - Sweden

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML

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By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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Top comments

hwilly 0

Friday 22 April 2011 16:07

awkward as a ************, I would of jumped right out

tylerjs12 0

Friday 22 April 2011 16:07

lol

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imreallyhigh 0

Friday 22 April 2011 16:34

did she at least have the curtesy to scrub the hard to reach areas for you while she was in there?

ice723 5

Friday 22 April 2011 16:40

did you offer to wash her back....lmao

comerino 0

Friday 22 April 2011 16:40

time to move out.

ggdawg24 0

Friday 22 April 2011 16:45

is she hot? haha

Maflagulator 1

Saturday 23 April 2011 1:17

I'd be down to get it on with my mom....if she weren't so unattractive, that is.

klong91 7

Friday 22 April 2011 16:45

Ewww

nerdsgetmehot 22

Friday 22 April 2011 16:46

Need some mind bleach?

nissanman_fml 16

Friday 22 April 2011 17:27

I'd like some, please and thank you. It's always out of stock whenever I try and buy some.

madseewhy 3

Friday 22 April 2011 20:46

you are beautiful :)

boygeorgebaby 0

Friday 22 April 2011 16:51

oh jeez....that's disgusting. some counseling may be necassary, did she hop out or did she stay in...and why didn't you say anything when you heard her coming if you did?? just saying. 0.o

stardazed 0

Friday 22 April 2011 16:54

therapy for the next 3 years haha

JenL_fml 7

Friday 22 April 2011 16:57

Awkward turtle... o.o

WeooBeans 14

Friday 22 April 2011 17:00

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